A Punk Song About How Law Enforcement Ruins Everything

I must commend my dear friend the mosquito
For making my toilet bowl his humble home
He taught me in the face of hardship you can never sink too low
I would never jeopardize anything's survival
So long as that same thing stayed the hell away from mine
I've probably killed a thousand bugs
Plus countless more I stepped on accidentally
That makes me a hypocrite
But everything is relative
If we always sweat the small stuff we will dry up
I'm Just another human being
Oblivious to everything
Another evolutionary miracle
I'd like that there's at least one thing redeemable
In each and every one of out seven billion souls
I've logged 20 years and counting in the field of people watching
Regrettably I haven't quite found out the things I wanted
Cause for everything that moves me
There are ten things that confuse me
But i'm no saint myself
That makes me a hypocrite
But everything is relative
With the world up on our shoulders it will crush us
I'm Just another human being
Oblivious to everything
Another evolutionary miracle
The only public place I've ever seen true love
Was the baggage claim at the Baltimore airport
A father reunited with his two excited children
I probably would have cried but right then a cop rode by on a Segway
And he looked ridiculous so I laughed instead
That makes me a hypocrite
But everything is relative
If we don't pull together now, we may never get the chance
I'm Just another human being
Oblivious to everything
Another evolutionary miracle