Mr. Shoes Tied

[00:20.77] I thought that I'd be a millionaire
[00:24.42] I thought I'd be in Vanity Fair
[00:27.71] But I'm gonna be thirty, my kitchen is dirty
[00:32.01] My shower drain is clogged with my hair
[00:35.44] I thought that I'd trip into my wife
[00:39.66] I thought she'd just fall into my life
[00:42.92] But I never mingle, I'm chronically single
[00:47.12] My thumb is tired from all the swipes
[00:50.43] But I don't mind I'm not Mr. Right
[00:54.01] I'm getting acquainted with my mystery life
[00:57.87] I'm Mr. Shoes Tied, Mr. Deep Sigh, Mr. I'm Doing Alright
[01:05.32] I'm Mr. Hindsight, Mr. Fine Life, Mr. Peaked In Junior High
[01:12.93] I used to think I'd be the man but now I think I'm just some guy
[01:20.73] I thought that I'd be properly paid
[01:24.68] And rewarded for my excellent grades
[01:28.35] But the economy's funny, the memes turned to money
[01:32.29] I just learned about a Roth IRA
[01:35.84] I thought I'd be the macho ideal
[01:41.39] a double-pecked stomach of steel
[01:43.47] but my voice is still whiny, my biceps are tiny
[01:47.48] And I'm five nine... in two inch heels
[01:51.98] But I don't mind I'm not Mr. Right
[01:55.40] I'm getting acquainted with my mystery life
[01:59.23] I'm Mr. Shoes Tied, Mr. Deep Sigh, Mr. I'm Doing Alright
[02:06.77] I'm Mr. Hindsight, Mr. Fine Life, Mr. Peaked In Junior High
[02:14.36] I used to think I'd be the man but now I think I'm just some guy
[02:22.17] And I like it, I don't need to be seen to be real anymore
[02:29.41] Fuck it I love it
[02:33.04] I'm finally fine, even when I'm ignored
[02:36.92] I'm not a prodigy, waiting to be alive
[02:44.27] 'Cause I'm Mr. Shoes Tied, Mr. Deep Sigh, Mr. I'm Doing Alright
[02:51.91] I'm Mr. Hindsight, Mr. Fine Life, Mr. Peaked In Junior High
[02:59.65] I used to think I'd be the man but now I think I'm just some guy
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