Geek Cypher 2
๐ต 2459 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:25 duration
๐ ID: 14364400
๐ Lyrics
JT Music tagged me for Geek Cypher 2
It was a brave move, boys, brave move
Well, I hope you're ready for this
Because I am the least threatening person on the face of this planet
Don't know what came over me
Oh, well
I'm a nerd? Not true! Well, it clearly is
("Kid is absurd!") ("Can't rap!") "He's delirious!")
So clap and a half for whatever your theory is
I'm a wizard with words, not Black, but I'm Sirius
Even Professor X couldn't spec my ability
You've got no place to Hyde because I found the formula
I can act, animate, rap, that's a trinity
Not enough? Well, you know I got Morpheus
'Cause I gotta get a steak in this cypher
You know I'm number one, so come on and call me Riker
I box trolls out the ring, call me Laika
I bring the funny to the thunder, call me Taika
Hitchhiker, on the mic I'm pan-galactic
Rhymes smack you like a lemon round a gold brick
So thumbs up for the puns that I'm throwing
These flows make you groan like they're Vogon poetry (agh)
I got this game on lock (Alohamora)
I got your green with shock (Hello, Gamora!)
I'm a Devil's Snare, you're below the flora
I'm a nice guy, but no fedora
I'm Bionicle, you wouldn't understand the lore
You're a limp dick Litwik to my Chandeleure
I'm as bright as five of you, you couldn't hold a candle to
The fact that it has only been a year since I was amateur (oh)
Full stamina, you know the bar's never stopping
Ned Flanders, you know I go hard with the toppings
Your rhymes are wooden like they're written by a log
I'll be sipping coffee while you're sitting in the lodge
Leave you sad, cracked smashed, tie you up inside the ring
You're a piece of blue glass, I'm a lovely bit of string
Flowing Substitutiary Locomotion when I sing
Because I can take a relic and then tell it how to sting
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
My flow is so dope that you won't even notice
The depth of the references thrown on the beat
On The Band Wagon bringing in the pain
Under Blue Skies while you're Singin' in the Rain
Know that Stan and Japan aren't the only types of fandom
Give me movie musicals, I'm spitting it for days
Yo, I'm flowing Super Sonic, you are miles off
Can't get the rings 'cause your mom's on the dialup
So as we're coming to the end of this dialogue
I forgot to mention that I really like BioShock
Really, really like BioShock
I didn't even think it was worth rhyming about it, it's just, it's, phew, love it, so good
Ho (BioShock)
It was a brave move, boys, brave move
Well, I hope you're ready for this
Because I am the least threatening person on the face of this planet
Don't know what came over me
Oh, well
I'm a nerd? Not true! Well, it clearly is
("Kid is absurd!") ("Can't rap!") "He's delirious!")
So clap and a half for whatever your theory is
I'm a wizard with words, not Black, but I'm Sirius
Even Professor X couldn't spec my ability
You've got no place to Hyde because I found the formula
I can act, animate, rap, that's a trinity
Not enough? Well, you know I got Morpheus
'Cause I gotta get a steak in this cypher
You know I'm number one, so come on and call me Riker
I box trolls out the ring, call me Laika
I bring the funny to the thunder, call me Taika
Hitchhiker, on the mic I'm pan-galactic
Rhymes smack you like a lemon round a gold brick
So thumbs up for the puns that I'm throwing
These flows make you groan like they're Vogon poetry (agh)
I got this game on lock (Alohamora)
I got your green with shock (Hello, Gamora!)
I'm a Devil's Snare, you're below the flora
I'm a nice guy, but no fedora
I'm Bionicle, you wouldn't understand the lore
You're a limp dick Litwik to my Chandeleure
I'm as bright as five of you, you couldn't hold a candle to
The fact that it has only been a year since I was amateur (oh)
Full stamina, you know the bar's never stopping
Ned Flanders, you know I go hard with the toppings
Your rhymes are wooden like they're written by a log
I'll be sipping coffee while you're sitting in the lodge
Leave you sad, cracked smashed, tie you up inside the ring
You're a piece of blue glass, I'm a lovely bit of string
Flowing Substitutiary Locomotion when I sing
Because I can take a relic and then tell it how to sting
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
My flow is so dope that you won't even notice
The depth of the references thrown on the beat
On The Band Wagon bringing in the pain
Under Blue Skies while you're Singin' in the Rain
Know that Stan and Japan aren't the only types of fandom
Give me movie musicals, I'm spitting it for days
Yo, I'm flowing Super Sonic, you are miles off
Can't get the rings 'cause your mom's on the dialup
So as we're coming to the end of this dialogue
I forgot to mention that I really like BioShock
Really, really like BioShock
I didn't even think it was worth rhyming about it, it's just, it's, phew, love it, so good
Ho (BioShock)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.25] JT Music tagged me for Geek Cypher 2
[00:07.68] It was a brave move, boys, brave move
[00:11.59] Well, I hope you're ready for this
[00:13.95] Because I am the least threatening person on the face of this planet
[00:19.64] Don't know what came over me
[00:20.74] Oh, well
[00:21.64] I'm a nerd? Not true! Well, it clearly is
[00:23.74] ("Kid is absurd!") ("Can't rap!") "He's delirious!")
[00:26.18] So clap and a half for whatever your theory is
[00:28.54] I'm a wizard with words, not Black, but I'm Sirius
[00:31.21] Even Professor X couldn't spec my ability
[00:33.57] You've got no place to Hyde because I found the formula
[00:35.92] I can act, animate, rap, that's a trinity
[00:38.63] Not enough? Well, you know I got Morpheus
[00:41.34] 'Cause I gotta get a steak in this cypher
[00:43.36] You know I'm number one, so come on and call me Riker
[00:46.07] I box trolls out the ring, call me Laika
[00:48.39] I bring the funny to the thunder, call me Taika
[00:50.78] Hitchhiker, on the mic I'm pan-galactic
[00:53.72] Rhymes smack you like a lemon round a gold brick
[00:56.12] So thumbs up for the puns that I'm throwing
[00:57.98] These flows make you groan like they're Vogon poetry (agh)
[01:01.28] I got this game on lock (Alohamora)
[01:03.80] I got your green with shock (Hello, Gamora!)
[01:06.31] I'm a Devil's Snare, you're below the flora
[01:08.96] I'm a nice guy, but no fedora
[01:11.33] I'm Bionicle, you wouldn't understand the lore
[01:13.46] You're a limp dick Litwik to my Chandeleure
[01:15.82] I'm as bright as five of you, you couldn't hold a candle to
[01:18.45] The fact that it has only been a year since I was amateur (oh)
[01:20.85] Full stamina, you know the bar's never stopping
[01:22.98] Ned Flanders, you know I go hard with the toppings
[01:25.97] Your rhymes are wooden like they're written by a log
[01:27.96] I'll be sipping coffee while you're sitting in the lodge
[01:30.37] Leave you sad, cracked smashed, tie you up inside the ring
[01:32.76] You're a piece of blue glass, I'm a lovely bit of string
[01:35.32] Flowing Substitutiary Locomotion when I sing
[01:37.71] Because I can take a relic and then tell it how to sting
[01:40.15] Moses supposes his toeses are roses
[01:42.84] But Moses supposes erroneously
[01:44.98] My flow is so dope that you won't even notice
[01:47.65] The depth of the references thrown on the beat
[01:49.79] On The Band Wagon bringing in the pain
[01:52.02] Under Blue Skies while you're Singin' in the Rain
[01:54.38] Know that Stan and Japan aren't the only types of fandom
[01:56.73] Give me movie musicals, I'm spitting it for days
[01:59.48] Yo, I'm flowing Super Sonic, you are miles off
[02:01.75] Can't get the rings 'cause your mom's on the dialup
[02:04.43] So as we're coming to the end of this dialogue
[02:06.47] I forgot to mention that I really like BioShock
[02:10.28] Really, really like BioShock
[02:12.35] I didn't even think it was worth rhyming about it, it's just, it's, phew, love it, so good
[02:17.76] Ho (BioShock)
[02:19.76]
[00:07.68] It was a brave move, boys, brave move
[00:11.59] Well, I hope you're ready for this
[00:13.95] Because I am the least threatening person on the face of this planet
[00:19.64] Don't know what came over me
[00:20.74] Oh, well
[00:21.64] I'm a nerd? Not true! Well, it clearly is
[00:23.74] ("Kid is absurd!") ("Can't rap!") "He's delirious!")
[00:26.18] So clap and a half for whatever your theory is
[00:28.54] I'm a wizard with words, not Black, but I'm Sirius
[00:31.21] Even Professor X couldn't spec my ability
[00:33.57] You've got no place to Hyde because I found the formula
[00:35.92] I can act, animate, rap, that's a trinity
[00:38.63] Not enough? Well, you know I got Morpheus
[00:41.34] 'Cause I gotta get a steak in this cypher
[00:43.36] You know I'm number one, so come on and call me Riker
[00:46.07] I box trolls out the ring, call me Laika
[00:48.39] I bring the funny to the thunder, call me Taika
[00:50.78] Hitchhiker, on the mic I'm pan-galactic
[00:53.72] Rhymes smack you like a lemon round a gold brick
[00:56.12] So thumbs up for the puns that I'm throwing
[00:57.98] These flows make you groan like they're Vogon poetry (agh)
[01:01.28] I got this game on lock (Alohamora)
[01:03.80] I got your green with shock (Hello, Gamora!)
[01:06.31] I'm a Devil's Snare, you're below the flora
[01:08.96] I'm a nice guy, but no fedora
[01:11.33] I'm Bionicle, you wouldn't understand the lore
[01:13.46] You're a limp dick Litwik to my Chandeleure
[01:15.82] I'm as bright as five of you, you couldn't hold a candle to
[01:18.45] The fact that it has only been a year since I was amateur (oh)
[01:20.85] Full stamina, you know the bar's never stopping
[01:22.98] Ned Flanders, you know I go hard with the toppings
[01:25.97] Your rhymes are wooden like they're written by a log
[01:27.96] I'll be sipping coffee while you're sitting in the lodge
[01:30.37] Leave you sad, cracked smashed, tie you up inside the ring
[01:32.76] You're a piece of blue glass, I'm a lovely bit of string
[01:35.32] Flowing Substitutiary Locomotion when I sing
[01:37.71] Because I can take a relic and then tell it how to sting
[01:40.15] Moses supposes his toeses are roses
[01:42.84] But Moses supposes erroneously
[01:44.98] My flow is so dope that you won't even notice
[01:47.65] The depth of the references thrown on the beat
[01:49.79] On The Band Wagon bringing in the pain
[01:52.02] Under Blue Skies while you're Singin' in the Rain
[01:54.38] Know that Stan and Japan aren't the only types of fandom
[01:56.73] Give me movie musicals, I'm spitting it for days
[01:59.48] Yo, I'm flowing Super Sonic, you are miles off
[02:01.75] Can't get the rings 'cause your mom's on the dialup
[02:04.43] So as we're coming to the end of this dialogue
[02:06.47] I forgot to mention that I really like BioShock
[02:10.28] Really, really like BioShock
[02:12.35] I didn't even think it was worth rhyming about it, it's just, it's, phew, love it, so good
[02:17.76] Ho (BioShock)
[02:19.76]