Paperback Writer

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[00:11.88] Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book
[00:14.85] It took me years to write, will you take a look?
[00:18.24] It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
[00:21.19] And I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer
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[00:30.31] It's a dirty story of a dirty man
[00:33.29] And his clinging wife doesn't understand
[00:36.55] His son is working for The Daily Mail
[00:39.42] It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer
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[01:00.94] It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
[01:04.08] I'll be writing more in a week or two
[01:07.14] I can make it longer if you like the style
[01:10.04] I can change it 'round and I want to be a paperback writer
[01:15.49] Paperback writer
[01:19.09] If you really like it you can have the rights
[01:22.15] It could make a million for you overnight
[01:25.24] If you must return it, you can send it here
[01:28.21] But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer
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