The Okaleechee Dam Jam

I come home Friday night with my paycheck in my hand
I been sweatin' overtime hours for the man
Comb and braid my hair back
Spray on a little tan
Then we're gonna party down the Okaleechee Dam

I'm getting sick and tired of this water usage ban
I'm gonna stop it now, I got a damn good plan
I packed a half a ton of fertlizer in a rental van
I'm gonna blow the hell out of the Okaleechee Dam

Rig the detonator!

Know some of this water
Woulda gone to Alabam'
But I'm making sure it all ends up on Georgia land
And if I get caught
They'll throw my ass in the can
But if I survive this overwhelming blast then here I stand on the edge of the span of the Okaleechee Dam!