Missionary Man

Well I was born an original sinner.
I was born from original sin.
And if I had a dollar bill
For all the things I? ve done
There? d be a mountain of money
Piled up to my chin...

My mother told me good
My mother told me strong.
She said be true to yourself
And you can? t go wrong.
But there? s just one thing
That you must understand.
You can fool with your brother?
But don? t mess with a missionary man.

Don? t mess with a missionary man.
Don? t mess with a missionary man.

Well the missionary man
He? s got God on his side.
He? s got the saints and apostles
Backin? up from behind.
Black eyed looks from those Bible books.
He? s a man with a mission
Got a serious mind.
There was a woman in the jungle
And a monkey on a tree.
The missionary man he was followin? me.
He said stop what you? re doing.
Get down upon your knees.
I? ve got a message for you that you? d better believe.