Nice Guy

Well I wanted to be one of the girls
But I guess that's too much to ask
I still can't wait to meet you
And when I finally get the keys to the world
You can kiss my fucking ass
And see what fun it leads to

So close
Missed by
That much
Great try
Goodbye
Nice guy

Now we're happier than pigs in shit and it's all because of you
Does this mean that you love me
And I'm waiting for my goodnight kiss as you scrape me off your shoe
The mirror says I'm ugly

So close
Missed by
That much
Great try
Goodbye
Nice guy

Don't fit
Oh shit
Fuck off
So long
Goodbye
Nice guy

Sorry that I missed you
I don't mean to pry
Buried up to my neck
Waiting for the tide