Intrusive Thoughts
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⏱️ 2:15 duration
🆔 ID: 14434729
📜 Lyrics
(Slajidi, turn me up)
Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
No makeup on?
Bitch, you look like a man tonight
Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
In Chick-fil-A with the chicken
This ain't no KFC but it's finger-lickin'
My momma bought a house, it ain't got no kitche-e-en
Why the fuck I'm always mopping?
'Cause I stay slippin'
I got glue on my hands, I got glue ha-a-a-ands
Kick the fuck out a nigga like Jackie Cha-a-a-an
This nigga never growing up, he Peter Pa-a-a-an
Bitch, I feel like Goku, going Super Saiyan
Man, I'll box a crippled nigga any day, I won't back down
At the crib butt booty naked watching SmackDown
My white friend said, "nigger", he identify as black now
My dick half-black and half-white, it's like a fat cow
My granny told me she the number one plug, so I pulled hers
Butt-naked at an NBA game, I'm watching Bulls Spurs
I got a jacket for my cock and my balls made out of wool fur
I got a PhD for swinging this cock, I went to school first
Take a sick midget's pills and place the meds high (What?)
No Hellcat, fart in my face and give me redeye
Gotta confess this and just get it out my head
I farted at a funeral and blamed it on the dead guy
It was true, I watched his fart come out his basket
He blamed the dead guy and then they wall went to the casket
He was dead as shit, I don't really think he did it
Then I looked back at Alex, he was on the table shitting
They say, "How'd you know I was Dominican?"
Those tight pants
They say, "Wanna smash?"
I'm exclusive to my right hand
They say, "Pray to God before you go to sleep at night, man"
That's why a statue of myself is on the nightstand
Feel like Craig, 'bout to hit Deebo with a brick
It's Friday, so you know it's payday-ay-ay-ay-ay
It's Friday, I'm trying to have it my way-ay-ay
Because it's Friday-ay-ay-ay
Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
No makeup on?
Bitch, you look like a man tonight
Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
No makeup on?
Bitch, you look like a man tonight
Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
In Chick-fil-A with the chicken
This ain't no KFC but it's finger-lickin'
My momma bought a house, it ain't got no kitche-e-en
Why the fuck I'm always mopping?
'Cause I stay slippin'
I got glue on my hands, I got glue ha-a-a-ands
Kick the fuck out a nigga like Jackie Cha-a-a-an
This nigga never growing up, he Peter Pa-a-a-an
Bitch, I feel like Goku, going Super Saiyan
Man, I'll box a crippled nigga any day, I won't back down
At the crib butt booty naked watching SmackDown
My white friend said, "nigger", he identify as black now
My dick half-black and half-white, it's like a fat cow
My granny told me she the number one plug, so I pulled hers
Butt-naked at an NBA game, I'm watching Bulls Spurs
I got a jacket for my cock and my balls made out of wool fur
I got a PhD for swinging this cock, I went to school first
Take a sick midget's pills and place the meds high (What?)
No Hellcat, fart in my face and give me redeye
Gotta confess this and just get it out my head
I farted at a funeral and blamed it on the dead guy
It was true, I watched his fart come out his basket
He blamed the dead guy and then they wall went to the casket
He was dead as shit, I don't really think he did it
Then I looked back at Alex, he was on the table shitting
They say, "How'd you know I was Dominican?"
Those tight pants
They say, "Wanna smash?"
I'm exclusive to my right hand
They say, "Pray to God before you go to sleep at night, man"
That's why a statue of myself is on the nightstand
Feel like Craig, 'bout to hit Deebo with a brick
It's Friday, so you know it's payday-ay-ay-ay-ay
It's Friday, I'm trying to have it my way-ay-ay
Because it's Friday-ay-ay-ay
Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
No makeup on?
Bitch, you look like a man tonight
Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.17] (Slajidi, turn me up)
[00:04.56] Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
[00:07.06] Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
[00:09.51] Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
[00:11.94] Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
[00:14.22] No makeup on?
[00:15.37] Bitch, you look like a man tonight
[00:16.81] Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
[00:19.05] I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
[00:21.58] Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
[00:24.13] In Chick-fil-A with the chicken
[00:26.29] This ain't no KFC but it's finger-lickin'
[00:28.55] My momma bought a house, it ain't got no kitche-e-en
[00:31.16] Why the fuck I'm always mopping?
[00:32.31] 'Cause I stay slippin'
[00:33.58] I got glue on my hands, I got glue ha-a-a-ands
[00:35.77] Kick the fuck out a nigga like Jackie Cha-a-a-an
[00:38.19] This nigga never growing up, he Peter Pa-a-a-an
[00:40.71] Bitch, I feel like Goku, going Super Saiyan
[00:43.10] Man, I'll box a crippled nigga any day, I won't back down
[00:45.72] At the crib butt booty naked watching SmackDown
[00:48.19] My white friend said, "nigger", he identify as black now
[00:50.46] My dick half-black and half-white, it's like a fat cow
[00:52.82] My granny told me she the number one plug, so I pulled hers
[00:55.43] Butt-naked at an NBA game, I'm watching Bulls Spurs
[00:57.65] I got a jacket for my cock and my balls made out of wool fur
[00:59.90] I got a PhD for swinging this cock, I went to school first
[01:02.91] Take a sick midget's pills and place the meds high (What?)
[01:05.24] No Hellcat, fart in my face and give me redeye
[01:07.50] Gotta confess this and just get it out my head
[01:09.94] I farted at a funeral and blamed it on the dead guy
[01:12.62] It was true, I watched his fart come out his basket
[01:14.77] He blamed the dead guy and then they wall went to the casket
[01:17.31] He was dead as shit, I don't really think he did it
[01:19.53] Then I looked back at Alex, he was on the table shitting
[01:22.22] They say, "How'd you know I was Dominican?"
[01:24.03] Those tight pants
[01:24.71] They say, "Wanna smash?"
[01:25.84] I'm exclusive to my right hand
[01:27.08] They say, "Pray to God before you go to sleep at night, man"
[01:29.50] That's why a statue of myself is on the nightstand
[01:31.58] Feel like Craig, 'bout to hit Deebo with a brick
[01:33.68] It's Friday, so you know it's payday-ay-ay-ay-ay
[01:36.55] It's Friday, I'm trying to have it my way-ay-ay
[01:39.24] Because it's Friday-ay-ay-ay
[01:41.59] Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
[01:44.04] Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
[01:46.41] Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
[01:48.99] Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
[01:51.25] No makeup on?
[01:52.12] Bitch, you look like a man tonight
[01:53.72] Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
[01:56.14] I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
[01:58.58] Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
[02:01.34]
[00:04.56] Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
[00:07.06] Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
[00:09.51] Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
[00:11.94] Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
[00:14.22] No makeup on?
[00:15.37] Bitch, you look like a man tonight
[00:16.81] Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
[00:19.05] I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
[00:21.58] Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
[00:24.13] In Chick-fil-A with the chicken
[00:26.29] This ain't no KFC but it's finger-lickin'
[00:28.55] My momma bought a house, it ain't got no kitche-e-en
[00:31.16] Why the fuck I'm always mopping?
[00:32.31] 'Cause I stay slippin'
[00:33.58] I got glue on my hands, I got glue ha-a-a-ands
[00:35.77] Kick the fuck out a nigga like Jackie Cha-a-a-an
[00:38.19] This nigga never growing up, he Peter Pa-a-a-an
[00:40.71] Bitch, I feel like Goku, going Super Saiyan
[00:43.10] Man, I'll box a crippled nigga any day, I won't back down
[00:45.72] At the crib butt booty naked watching SmackDown
[00:48.19] My white friend said, "nigger", he identify as black now
[00:50.46] My dick half-black and half-white, it's like a fat cow
[00:52.82] My granny told me she the number one plug, so I pulled hers
[00:55.43] Butt-naked at an NBA game, I'm watching Bulls Spurs
[00:57.65] I got a jacket for my cock and my balls made out of wool fur
[00:59.90] I got a PhD for swinging this cock, I went to school first
[01:02.91] Take a sick midget's pills and place the meds high (What?)
[01:05.24] No Hellcat, fart in my face and give me redeye
[01:07.50] Gotta confess this and just get it out my head
[01:09.94] I farted at a funeral and blamed it on the dead guy
[01:12.62] It was true, I watched his fart come out his basket
[01:14.77] He blamed the dead guy and then they wall went to the casket
[01:17.31] He was dead as shit, I don't really think he did it
[01:19.53] Then I looked back at Alex, he was on the table shitting
[01:22.22] They say, "How'd you know I was Dominican?"
[01:24.03] Those tight pants
[01:24.71] They say, "Wanna smash?"
[01:25.84] I'm exclusive to my right hand
[01:27.08] They say, "Pray to God before you go to sleep at night, man"
[01:29.50] That's why a statue of myself is on the nightstand
[01:31.58] Feel like Craig, 'bout to hit Deebo with a brick
[01:33.68] It's Friday, so you know it's payday-ay-ay-ay-ay
[01:36.55] It's Friday, I'm trying to have it my way-ay-ay
[01:39.24] Because it's Friday-ay-ay-ay
[01:41.59] Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
[01:44.04] Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
[01:46.41] Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
[01:48.99] Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
[01:51.25] No makeup on?
[01:52.12] Bitch, you look like a man tonight
[01:53.72] Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
[01:56.14] I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
[01:58.58] Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
[02:01.34]