The Pitiful Children

[00:04.68] Christine is begging for assistance, Jeremy!
[00:10.91] She's helpless and craving
[00:13.26] She clearly needs saving
[00:15.25] And you hold the key
[00:16.97] Wo-ah!
[00:18.52] Jeremy
[00:19.66] If you get her corrected
[00:22.13] You'll both be connected
[00:24.72] Literally
[00:26.04] Wo-oah
[00:27.60] She's lost and overcome with hesita-a-ation
[00:32.10] She wished she knew what life was all about
[00:36.71] A SQUIP can fix her current situa-ation
[00:40.83] Things improve without a doubt
[00:43.23] It'll be you who helped her out
[00:45.69] Let's save the pitiful children
[00:48.58] Woah
[00:50.07] Let's save the pitiful children
[00:53.15] Woah
[00:54.60] Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
[00:59.83] Just what to do
[01:02.24] He-elp them to he-e-elp you
[01:07.16] Ladies' running shoes? There's gotta be enough SQUIPS in here for.
[01:11.09] The entire school?
[01:12.08] Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!
[01:16.40] Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
[01:22.39] People embracing
[01:24.86] And interfacing
[01:27.14] Beep bop boop boop
[01:30.09] Christine will be so thoroughly deli-i-ghted
[01:34.69] When you improve the lives of all her peers
[01:39.33] Sync the school, get everyone united
[01:43.40] Jocks and geeks will hug and chat, while--
[01:46.66] Scuse me, what the frick is that?
[01:48.39] A supercomputer from Japan that solves all your problems...
[01:51.77] Uh, and mountain dew
[01:53.09] Okay!
[01:55.34] Ah, yeah!
[02:04.00] Let's save the pitiful children!
[02:06.71] Wo-oah
[02:08.49] Let's save the pitiful children!
[02:11.12] Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep
[02:14.32] Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
[02:18.11] Just what to do
[02:20.33] He-elp them to he-elp you
[02:23.75] (Vocalizing)
[02:42.97]
[03:03.80] Let's save the pitiful children
[03:06.82] Beep beep beep beep boop
[03:08.62] Let's save the pitiful children
[03:10.85] SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP
[03:14.12] Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
[03:17.46] If that's what we do
[03:19.50] If that's what we do
[03:23.79] Then
[03:25.25] Everything about us is going to be wonderful
[03:30.98] We love everything about SQUIPs
[03:33.39] Everything about us is going to be so alive
[03:39.95] We could never live without SQUIPs
[03:42.34] You won't feel left out or unsure
[03:46.54] Not pitiful children anymore
[03:51.04] 'Cause
[03:51.74] Everything about us is going to be cool
[03:58.48] When... we... rule!
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