The Apparate! Suite

[00:09.80] My name's Harry Potter and I'm really great now
[00:12.52] I don't have to walk ‘cause I can apparate, now!
[00:14.99] I'm a good learner and I learn real good
[00:17.11] Since I learned how to apparate I feel good
[00:20.33] I feel on top of the world! (Metaphorically)
[00:24.80] Though I could go there if I wanted to;
[00:26.88] But I don't so I'll just leave it alone okay?
[00:30.03] Now you see me, now you don't
[00:32.25] Go on, order me to sit still
[00:34.59] ‘cause I won't sit still!
[00:35.80] I'm a smooth apparater
[00:37.29] Check my magic don't be a hater
[00:40.30] Uh
[00:42.09] Yeah
[00:43.14] Yeah
[00:44.08] Huh
[00:44.93] Yeah
[00:45.87] Huh
[00:46.67] Check it out
[00:48.69] Bleh
[00:50.17] Harry Potter in France
[00:51.86] Sacré bleu!
[00:52.82] Harry Potter in Japan
[00:54.30] So kawaii!
[00:55.45] Something on the top shelf who can reach?
[00:57.88] Harry Potter probably can
[00:59.60] I'm your guy!
[01:00.53] Harry Potter on a farm
[01:01.59] Yeah why not?
[01:02.74] Harry Potter in space
[01:04.21] feeling great
[01:05.30] ‘Cause there ain't no place Harry Potter can't grace when I
[01:07.85] a-a-a-a-a-a-a-apparate!
[01:09.97] To the left! Harry Potter!
[01:12.63] To the right! Harry Potter!
[01:15.24] Out of sight! Make you want to apparate all night!
[01:19.69] Uh!
[01:20.08] To the left! Harry Potter!
[01:22.56] To the right! Harry Potter!
[01:24.74] Out of sight! Make you want to apparate all night!
[01:29.33] Yes
[01:30.78] (two three four)
[01:32.68] But I can never apparate away from my fate
[01:35.53] And I can never escape the day I'll face the hater
[01:38.03] Who scarred my face and laid my family to waste
[01:40.25] Voldemort is his name, and I'm gonna have it erased
[01:43.96] All right
[01:46.22] Yeah
[01:49.14] Harry Potter
[01:51.55] V!
[01:52.85] I was a baby when we last met. Now I'm a man
[01:54.78] And I can do magic way better than you can
[01:57.43] I'm a superstar, maybe you've heard of me?
[01:59.33] Oh, that's right, I killed you once! That didn't even occur to me!
[02:01.95] Huh
[02:02.70] But I'm not that baby, son
[02:04.22] No it's not 1981
[02:06.41] I'm harry potter, big and swole
[02:09.06] So Voldemort, you know your role
[02:11.72] Shut your mouth and keep it closed
[02:14.10] Or I'll punch you in your nostril holes
[02:16.33] Cause there ain't no horcrux I can't reach
[02:19.07] And there ain't no dark lord in the future, naw
[02:21.82] Give it up for Harry Potter (What's that?)
[02:24.50] Give it up for Harry Potter (Who?)
[02:27.16] Everyone knows Harry Potter (Oh Yeah?)
[02:29.37] If you don't you probably oughta (Damn right!)
[02:31.82] Read a book about Harry Potter (Read a book!)
[02:34.37] Don't mess with Harry Potter (Don't mess!)
[02:37.06] Everyone loves Harry Potter (Yeah!)
[02:38.99] He's a real good lyrics writer
[02:49.12] What do I want to be when I grow up?
[02:56.31] I'm Harry Potter damn it I should know
[03:01.09] When all is said, I kinda peaked at 17
[03:06.40] But really, where else can I go?
[03:09.99] Spoiler alert:
[03:10.88] When Voldemort is dead thanks to me
[03:13.37] Dumbledore is dead, thanks to Snape
[03:16.03] (Snape) Snape's dead thanks to Voldemort
[03:20.12] Yeah, and Dobby the elf's in a tiny grave
[03:23.35] And even Hedwig wasn't saved
[03:25.78] How can I be just Harry?
[03:27.89] When I freaking feel like Typhoid Mary?
[03:31.00] I know some charms and incantations
[03:34.99] But I don't know how the hell I haven't died
[03:40.97] I have sick thoughts that I'm ashamed to mention
[03:44.95] Like, I kinda wish I stayed on Pivet Drive
[03:50.30] But I won't go back home I'll tell you were I'll be
[03:55.66] I'm going to the only place where I can just be me
[04:07.54] Yeah, there's just one place you'll find me
[04:15.59] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
[04:29.67] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
[04:42.20] Gonna buy me a ticket gonna go on a ride
[04:45.91] This place really gets who I am on the inside
[04:48.99] Everywhere I look I see my own life
[04:51.73] Only cleansed of tragedy and void of strife
[04:54.51] And it's beautiful here in the Florida sun
[04:57.27] The butter beer is second to none
[04:59.92] And the dragon challenge really blows my mind
[05:02.71] Who needs a broomstick THIS is flying
[05:05.36] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
[05:13.56] Yeah
[05:14.82] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
[05:24.43] Forbidden Journey
[05:27.30] Awesome!
[05:29.65] Zonko's Joke shop
[05:32.57] Amazing!
[05:34.30] Flight of the hippogriff
[05:36.97] Not bad
[05:39.74] I'll never go back to England again
[05:42.11] I don't need school and I don't need friends
[05:44.21] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
[05:51.83] Yes
[05:53.92] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
[06:01.52] Yes
[06:03.35] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
[06:11.20] Yeah
[06:13.63] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
[06:22.39] At the wizarding world of Harry Potter in Universal studios, Orlando
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