Arin's Conditional Love
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โฑ๏ธ 1:48 duration
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๐ Lyrics
Arin is my friend, he is my friend
My friend Arin
He is never mad at me 'cause I do things right all the time
Arin loves me unconditionally unless I'm fucking up at this game
That's one of the many conditions to Arin's love
It's extremely conditional (conditional)
Except when it is not
Which is very rarely the case
Let me make a list of all the conditions of Arin's love (Arin's love)
One of seven million, three hundred
Sixty thousand, three hundred, two hundred
Arin has unconditional love unless I don't
Give him all the money that I have in my wallet
And all the money that's in my Swiss bank account
That he doesn't know about until I blew it for myself just now
The bank account is offshore and it has all the money in it
Don't have to pay taxes 'cause it's not in the nation
I'll be getting a phone call from the IRS
Maybe we should edit this part out so they don't know about-
One of the conditions of Arin's love is that he is alive
So, I have to kill my once good friend Arin Hanson
I load the gun, I take the gun
I aim the gun, I shoot the gun
I got a Wonder Seed and all it cost was the life of my friend
Unrelated question, could you go to Home Depot and
Buy me three shovels and a bag that is large enough for a body?
You can use your body to gauge the size of the bag
I have already finished preparations for the huge-
No, the amazing Wonder
My friend Arin
He is never mad at me 'cause I do things right all the time
Arin loves me unconditionally unless I'm fucking up at this game
That's one of the many conditions to Arin's love
It's extremely conditional (conditional)
Except when it is not
Which is very rarely the case
Let me make a list of all the conditions of Arin's love (Arin's love)
One of seven million, three hundred
Sixty thousand, three hundred, two hundred
Arin has unconditional love unless I don't
Give him all the money that I have in my wallet
And all the money that's in my Swiss bank account
That he doesn't know about until I blew it for myself just now
The bank account is offshore and it has all the money in it
Don't have to pay taxes 'cause it's not in the nation
I'll be getting a phone call from the IRS
Maybe we should edit this part out so they don't know about-
One of the conditions of Arin's love is that he is alive
So, I have to kill my once good friend Arin Hanson
I load the gun, I take the gun
I aim the gun, I shoot the gun
I got a Wonder Seed and all it cost was the life of my friend
Unrelated question, could you go to Home Depot and
Buy me three shovels and a bag that is large enough for a body?
You can use your body to gauge the size of the bag
I have already finished preparations for the huge-
No, the amazing Wonder
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.15] Arin is my friend, he is my friend
[00:03.04] My friend Arin
[00:04.71] He is never mad at me 'cause I do things right all the time
[00:09.63] Arin loves me unconditionally unless I'm fucking up at this game
[00:14.36] That's one of the many conditions to Arin's love
[00:20.45] It's extremely conditional (conditional)
[00:23.85] Except when it is not
[00:26.01] Which is very rarely the case
[00:28.77] Let me make a list of all the conditions of Arin's love (Arin's love)
[00:33.51] One of seven million, three hundred
[00:35.99] Sixty thousand, three hundred, two hundred
[00:38.37] Arin has unconditional love unless I don't
[00:43.29] Give him all the money that I have in my wallet
[00:48.08] And all the money that's in my Swiss bank account
[00:52.83] That he doesn't know about until I blew it for myself just now
[00:57.52] The bank account is offshore and it has all the money in it
[01:00.07] Don't have to pay taxes 'cause it's not in the nation
[01:02.37] I'll be getting a phone call from the IRS
[01:07.24] Maybe we should edit this part out so they don't know about-
[01:10.76] One of the conditions of Arin's love is that he is alive
[01:15.52] So, I have to kill my once good friend Arin Hanson
[01:20.27] I load the gun, I take the gun
[01:21.59] I aim the gun, I shoot the gun
[01:22.77] I got a Wonder Seed and all it cost was the life of my friend
[01:25.26] Unrelated question, could you go to Home Depot and
[01:29.73] Buy me three shovels and a bag that is large enough for a body?
[01:34.75] You can use your body to gauge the size of the bag
[01:40.00] I have already finished preparations for the huge-
[01:41.79] No, the amazing Wonder
[01:43.25]
[00:03.04] My friend Arin
[00:04.71] He is never mad at me 'cause I do things right all the time
[00:09.63] Arin loves me unconditionally unless I'm fucking up at this game
[00:14.36] That's one of the many conditions to Arin's love
[00:20.45] It's extremely conditional (conditional)
[00:23.85] Except when it is not
[00:26.01] Which is very rarely the case
[00:28.77] Let me make a list of all the conditions of Arin's love (Arin's love)
[00:33.51] One of seven million, three hundred
[00:35.99] Sixty thousand, three hundred, two hundred
[00:38.37] Arin has unconditional love unless I don't
[00:43.29] Give him all the money that I have in my wallet
[00:48.08] And all the money that's in my Swiss bank account
[00:52.83] That he doesn't know about until I blew it for myself just now
[00:57.52] The bank account is offshore and it has all the money in it
[01:00.07] Don't have to pay taxes 'cause it's not in the nation
[01:02.37] I'll be getting a phone call from the IRS
[01:07.24] Maybe we should edit this part out so they don't know about-
[01:10.76] One of the conditions of Arin's love is that he is alive
[01:15.52] So, I have to kill my once good friend Arin Hanson
[01:20.27] I load the gun, I take the gun
[01:21.59] I aim the gun, I shoot the gun
[01:22.77] I got a Wonder Seed and all it cost was the life of my friend
[01:25.26] Unrelated question, could you go to Home Depot and
[01:29.73] Buy me three shovels and a bag that is large enough for a body?
[01:34.75] You can use your body to gauge the size of the bag
[01:40.00] I have already finished preparations for the huge-
[01:41.79] No, the amazing Wonder
[01:43.25]