Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

[00:03.16] Beast Reality
[00:04.11] Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
[00:07.56] All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
[00:09.88] We on their wishlist (yeah) and it's clear to see
[00:12.56] You ain't had a holiday like this
[00:14.55] Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
[00:17.83] All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
[00:20.44] We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe
[00:23.20] This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby
[00:25.98] Fuck a chestnut, I'll be roasting a spliff
[00:28.54] Baby, bend over for your favorite gift
[00:30.89] I'mma give you my north pole like you missus Claus
[00:33.54] We can decorate the tree with your big red drawers
[00:36.18] Ah yeah, you know my workshop poppin'
[00:39.01] If you like toys I got plenty of options
[00:41.46] Got the champagne flowing under the mistletoe-in'
[00:44.25] The party ain't stoppin' 'til six in the mornin'
[00:47.16] Yeah, or maybe like 6:15
[00:49.22] Got my eyes so red 'cause I'm smoking that green
[00:51.65] I'm getting hungry, got the munchies so I'm eating a tree
[00:54.53] It's delicious and a great source of vitamin C
[00:57.52] Happy birthday, Jesus
[00:59.84] Thanks for giving us a reason to party
[01:04.10] Let's get it started, yeah
[01:06.70] Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
[01:10.01] All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
[01:12.52] We on their wishlist and it's clear to see
[01:15.13] You ain't had a holiday like this
[01:17.29] Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
[01:20.48] All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
[01:22.87] We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe
[01:25.75] This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby
[01:27.50] Yeah, my Santa Claus dressed like Eddie Murphy and Wall
[01:30.93] Let me stuff that turkey, swallow my cranberry sauce
[01:33.64] Take a ride in a sleigh, puffing Christmas tree
[01:36.46] Cheetah cheebed a cheeba then he passed it to me
[01:38.79] Left a whole pound of cookies on the plate with a drink
[01:41.28] Come in my house unannounced, my five plates bring heat
[01:44.00] All the gifts wrapped up under the tree looking pretty
[01:46.79] Here's my dick in a box, show me some mistletoe titty
[01:49.16] Baby, it's cold outside, let's go put on some pyjamas
[01:51.74] So we can pack a few bags then go hit the Bahamas
[01:54.49] You my ho-ho-ho and I'm your candy cane
[01:57.09] With my elfs and my reindeer doing my thang
[01:59.83] Beast Reality
[02:00.20] Happy birthday, Jesus
[02:02.26] Thanks for giving us a reason to party (let's go again)
[02:06.79] Let's get it started, yeah
[02:09.47] Merry muthafuckin' Christmas (come on) from Beast Reality
[02:12.59] All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
[02:15.24] We on their wishlist and it's clear to see
[02:17.80] You ain't had a holiday like this
[02:19.81] Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (ho-ho-ho)
[02:23.29] All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
[02:25.51] We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe
[02:28.22] This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby
[02:31.30] Jingle all the fucking way
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