Has Anyone Seen My Blimp

As I get older
I get a bit scattered
I forget where I've put my articles
Like just now I walked into a store for a purchase
And now I can't find my vehicle
Has anyone seen my blimp?
Has anyone seen my dirigible?
Has anyone seen my blimp?
It's red
Has anyone seen my blimp?
I parked it right here on top of the liquor store
Where, oh where is my blimp?
I sure hope that it's locked
My Prius was putrid
My smart car was stupid
They all got thwarted by traffic
So to find my solution
I thought outside the boxster
The answer was inside the airbag
Now, does anyone know where my blimp is?
Can anyone locate my ride?
I've got the license, and the registration
And I assure you that I am not high (But I'd like to be)
Has anyone seen my blimp?
Has anyone seen my big bag of hydrogen?
Or, was it helium?
So please, if you find it, do not smoke inside
My blimp