Gascrankinstation (Der Keine Kopf remix)

My name is Ivan, my occupation?
Well I've been working 20 years
At the gaskrankinstation downtown.
I love the cars, y'know, without me
they wouldn't go very far
I love the smell, I like my work
But my wife
Sometimes she makes me feel like such a jerk
When I can't get it up
Sometimes I look at her
And I don't feel anybody there.

I've got a cat called Ed
And he's a vicious little bugger
When it comes to being fed.
I've got a TV set or two
But we'll have to get a man in
'Cos one of them blew up.
Maybe one day I'll take up the piano again
But, oh, you know, what the hell?
Most of the time everything is just
Swell around here.

(more to come...)