Oatmeal

Standing behind this old bitch in line
And arguing with the cashier about her credit card declining
Behind me is some ratchet black bitch that's reclining yelling about her tampons
And some white soccer mom browser through coupons
Using motherfucking groupon
Now she's at the front desk
She can't find her only son because he ran off
To find the latest card pack of Pokemon
I just want to buy sour skittles and a Nerf gun
I spend my time poking fun at a bitch with plan B step one
Fuck that now i'm over it
But this old bitch with Parkinson still isn't fucking done
I'm pissed and my patients is destroyed and everyone
Standing in line is starting to get annoyed
This is the exact shit I wanted to avoid
Standing idle around like a nigger that's unemployed
This bitch is taking 5 years to buy this damn box of oatmeal
My legs hurt so I was starting to take a kneel
Gasping she realized she was using the wrong card
And the bitch turned around to the crowd laughing