Furries
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โฑ๏ธ 3:22 duration
๐ ID: 14534301
๐ Lyrics
Tonight I'm working late, I've got so much to finish up
Before I can incubate, I'm stuck
Inter-web surfing, bettin' on beginner's luck
Disturbed when I can't settle on a furry kitten or a little pug
I plan to be a winner cause tonight's a contest
Between the fair-feathered friends and the scaly Loch-Ness
I'm up against the hairy strands of that sloth in socks
It's gonna be a fairy-tale land once I approach the spot
The next shop ships quicker than your Amazon
My Google queries found the rudest, rare beast shop around
Now I got it on lock down
AI'm going to rock across town
In a mock gown made of goat hair
I acquired ram horns having other patrons screaming, "No Fair!"
It's gonna be so rare but I don't care
Hoofed feet look neat and I'm so there, it's sweet!
Dressed like a bear from head to toe
But not like the creatures from the woodland cove
Walking down the street, I barely touch the ground
I got a spring in my step, got fur all around
That's right, I know you're looking at me
Six feet tall with teddy bear feet
You're looking nice but not in my league
You'd look better in a suit of fur, just like me
Next thing I know, you're walking to me
You grab my paw beause it's furry and clean
I can barely see you with this bear head on
You've got stars in your eyes, so let's get it on!
On my left, I see a rooster, on my right, a lion
A combination of both would be something worth trying
Perhaps that zebra-cobra or that walrus-saurus
That eager beaver or that tiger-taurus
The clocking is ticking and I've got to decide
Who I'll be raw-dogging with this barrier of rawhide
That's right, I decided on a Satyr
Half man, half goat is guaranteed to get me laid later
The bone in my droors represents the same saber tooth in my grill
Tonight call me, "The game changer"
Park rangers better beware of that keen bear
Stepping up behind me like a mean stranger
Oh, I guess now I'm the power-bottom
The upper hand I used to have is now forgotten
She's got me opened up like a flower's blossom
Getting the party started, now that's awesome
Dressed like a bear from head to toe
But not like the creatures from the woodland cove
Walking down the street, I barely touch the ground
I got a spring in my step, got fur all around
That's right, I know you're looking at me
Six feet tall with teddy bear feet
You're looking nice but not in my league
You'd look better in a suit of fur, just like me
Next thing I know, you're walking to me
You grab my paw beause it's furry and clean
I can barely see you with this bear head on
You've got stars in your eyes, so let's get it on!
Before I can incubate, I'm stuck
Inter-web surfing, bettin' on beginner's luck
Disturbed when I can't settle on a furry kitten or a little pug
I plan to be a winner cause tonight's a contest
Between the fair-feathered friends and the scaly Loch-Ness
I'm up against the hairy strands of that sloth in socks
It's gonna be a fairy-tale land once I approach the spot
The next shop ships quicker than your Amazon
My Google queries found the rudest, rare beast shop around
Now I got it on lock down
AI'm going to rock across town
In a mock gown made of goat hair
I acquired ram horns having other patrons screaming, "No Fair!"
It's gonna be so rare but I don't care
Hoofed feet look neat and I'm so there, it's sweet!
Dressed like a bear from head to toe
But not like the creatures from the woodland cove
Walking down the street, I barely touch the ground
I got a spring in my step, got fur all around
That's right, I know you're looking at me
Six feet tall with teddy bear feet
You're looking nice but not in my league
You'd look better in a suit of fur, just like me
Next thing I know, you're walking to me
You grab my paw beause it's furry and clean
I can barely see you with this bear head on
You've got stars in your eyes, so let's get it on!
On my left, I see a rooster, on my right, a lion
A combination of both would be something worth trying
Perhaps that zebra-cobra or that walrus-saurus
That eager beaver or that tiger-taurus
The clocking is ticking and I've got to decide
Who I'll be raw-dogging with this barrier of rawhide
That's right, I decided on a Satyr
Half man, half goat is guaranteed to get me laid later
The bone in my droors represents the same saber tooth in my grill
Tonight call me, "The game changer"
Park rangers better beware of that keen bear
Stepping up behind me like a mean stranger
Oh, I guess now I'm the power-bottom
The upper hand I used to have is now forgotten
She's got me opened up like a flower's blossom
Getting the party started, now that's awesome
Dressed like a bear from head to toe
But not like the creatures from the woodland cove
Walking down the street, I barely touch the ground
I got a spring in my step, got fur all around
That's right, I know you're looking at me
Six feet tall with teddy bear feet
You're looking nice but not in my league
You'd look better in a suit of fur, just like me
Next thing I know, you're walking to me
You grab my paw beause it's furry and clean
I can barely see you with this bear head on
You've got stars in your eyes, so let's get it on!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.38] Tonight I'm working late, I've got so much to finish up
[00:23.90] Before I can incubate, I'm stuck
[00:26.00] Inter-web surfing, bettin' on beginner's luck
[00:28.81] Disturbed when I can't settle on a furry kitten or a little pug
[00:32.13] I plan to be a winner cause tonight's a contest
[00:34.63] Between the fair-feathered friends and the scaly Loch-Ness
[00:37.41] I'm up against the hairy strands of that sloth in socks
[00:39.10] It's gonna be a fairy-tale land once I approach the spot
[00:42.87] The next shop ships quicker than your Amazon
[00:45.27] My Google queries found the rudest, rare beast shop around
[00:48.95] Now I got it on lock down
[00:50.82] AI'm going to rock across town
[00:53.08] In a mock gown made of goat hair
[00:55.32] I acquired ram horns having other patrons screaming, "No Fair!"
[00:58.93] It's gonna be so rare but I don't care
[01:00.94] Hoofed feet look neat and I'm so there, it's sweet!
[01:04.04] Dressed like a bear from head to toe
[01:06.01] But not like the creatures from the woodland cove
[01:08.75] Walking down the street, I barely touch the ground
[01:11.58] I got a spring in my step, got fur all around
[01:14.33] That's right, I know you're looking at me
[01:16.86] Six feet tall with teddy bear feet
[01:19.55] You're looking nice but not in my league
[01:22.09] You'd look better in a suit of fur, just like me
[01:24.82] Next thing I know, you're walking to me
[01:27.56] You grab my paw beause it's furry and clean
[01:30.17] I can barely see you with this bear head on
[01:32.55] You've got stars in your eyes, so let's get it on!
[01:46.36] On my left, I see a rooster, on my right, a lion
[01:49.10] A combination of both would be something worth trying
[01:51.57] Perhaps that zebra-cobra or that walrus-saurus
[01:54.43] That eager beaver or that tiger-taurus
[01:56.90] The clocking is ticking and I've got to decide
[01:59.47] Who I'll be raw-dogging with this barrier of rawhide
[02:02.45] That's right, I decided on a Satyr
[02:04.72] Half man, half goat is guaranteed to get me laid later
[02:07.80] The bone in my droors represents the same saber tooth in my grill
[02:11.45] Tonight call me, "The game changer"
[02:13.31] Park rangers better beware of that keen bear
[02:15.87] Stepping up behind me like a mean stranger
[02:18.31] Oh, I guess now I'm the power-bottom
[02:20.87] The upper hand I used to have is now forgotten
[02:23.88] She's got me opened up like a flower's blossom
[02:26.19] Getting the party started, now that's awesome
[02:28.68] Dressed like a bear from head to toe
[02:31.40] But not like the creatures from the woodland cove
[02:34.44] Walking down the street, I barely touch the ground
[02:36.91] I got a spring in my step, got fur all around
[02:39.71] That's right, I know you're looking at me
[02:42.28] Six feet tall with teddy bear feet
[02:44.70] You're looking nice but not in my league
[02:47.45] You'd look better in a suit of fur, just like me
[02:50.05] Next thing I know, you're walking to me
[02:52.85] You grab my paw beause it's furry and clean
[02:55.76] I can barely see you with this bear head on
[02:58.08] You've got stars in your eyes, so let's get it on!
[03:12.63]
[00:23.90] Before I can incubate, I'm stuck
[00:26.00] Inter-web surfing, bettin' on beginner's luck
[00:28.81] Disturbed when I can't settle on a furry kitten or a little pug
[00:32.13] I plan to be a winner cause tonight's a contest
[00:34.63] Between the fair-feathered friends and the scaly Loch-Ness
[00:37.41] I'm up against the hairy strands of that sloth in socks
[00:39.10] It's gonna be a fairy-tale land once I approach the spot
[00:42.87] The next shop ships quicker than your Amazon
[00:45.27] My Google queries found the rudest, rare beast shop around
[00:48.95] Now I got it on lock down
[00:50.82] AI'm going to rock across town
[00:53.08] In a mock gown made of goat hair
[00:55.32] I acquired ram horns having other patrons screaming, "No Fair!"
[00:58.93] It's gonna be so rare but I don't care
[01:00.94] Hoofed feet look neat and I'm so there, it's sweet!
[01:04.04] Dressed like a bear from head to toe
[01:06.01] But not like the creatures from the woodland cove
[01:08.75] Walking down the street, I barely touch the ground
[01:11.58] I got a spring in my step, got fur all around
[01:14.33] That's right, I know you're looking at me
[01:16.86] Six feet tall with teddy bear feet
[01:19.55] You're looking nice but not in my league
[01:22.09] You'd look better in a suit of fur, just like me
[01:24.82] Next thing I know, you're walking to me
[01:27.56] You grab my paw beause it's furry and clean
[01:30.17] I can barely see you with this bear head on
[01:32.55] You've got stars in your eyes, so let's get it on!
[01:46.36] On my left, I see a rooster, on my right, a lion
[01:49.10] A combination of both would be something worth trying
[01:51.57] Perhaps that zebra-cobra or that walrus-saurus
[01:54.43] That eager beaver or that tiger-taurus
[01:56.90] The clocking is ticking and I've got to decide
[01:59.47] Who I'll be raw-dogging with this barrier of rawhide
[02:02.45] That's right, I decided on a Satyr
[02:04.72] Half man, half goat is guaranteed to get me laid later
[02:07.80] The bone in my droors represents the same saber tooth in my grill
[02:11.45] Tonight call me, "The game changer"
[02:13.31] Park rangers better beware of that keen bear
[02:15.87] Stepping up behind me like a mean stranger
[02:18.31] Oh, I guess now I'm the power-bottom
[02:20.87] The upper hand I used to have is now forgotten
[02:23.88] She's got me opened up like a flower's blossom
[02:26.19] Getting the party started, now that's awesome
[02:28.68] Dressed like a bear from head to toe
[02:31.40] But not like the creatures from the woodland cove
[02:34.44] Walking down the street, I barely touch the ground
[02:36.91] I got a spring in my step, got fur all around
[02:39.71] That's right, I know you're looking at me
[02:42.28] Six feet tall with teddy bear feet
[02:44.70] You're looking nice but not in my league
[02:47.45] You'd look better in a suit of fur, just like me
[02:50.05] Next thing I know, you're walking to me
[02:52.85] You grab my paw beause it's furry and clean
[02:55.76] I can barely see you with this bear head on
[02:58.08] You've got stars in your eyes, so let's get it on!
[03:12.63]