The Perfectionist
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โฑ๏ธ 7:07 duration
๐ ID: 14541495
๐ Lyrics
Ellery Sneed had one great need
To do everything just right,
If things were not planned and all done by hand
He would ready himself for a fight.
One afternoon while sitting alone
He came to a great realization
When it's his turn to die
Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
A fate most perfectly neat
Not a friend could remain to witness his death
So a terminal wine he would treat.
The plan was to hold a very large feast
Serving the wine at the end
Joining the fun would be everyone
He'd been calling his friend.
Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
The meal looked a great success,
Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
Up stood a familiar guest.
Here's a toast to our gracious host
Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
Never in my life will I taste but a bite
Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
To do everything just right,
If things were not planned and all done by hand
He would ready himself for a fight.
One afternoon while sitting alone
He came to a great realization
When it's his turn to die
Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
A fate most perfectly neat
Not a friend could remain to witness his death
So a terminal wine he would treat.
The plan was to hold a very large feast
Serving the wine at the end
Joining the fun would be everyone
He'd been calling his friend.
Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
The meal looked a great success,
Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
Up stood a familiar guest.
Here's a toast to our gracious host
Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
Never in my life will I taste but a bite
Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[01:07.90] Ellery Sneed had one great need
[01:11.65] To do everything just right,
[01:15.26] If things were not planned and all done by hand
[01:18.88] He would ready himself for a fight.
[01:22.54] One afternoon while sitting alone
[01:26.15] He came to a great realization
[01:29.77] When it's his turn to die
[01:31.57] Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
[02:06.67] With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
[02:10.33] A fate most perfectly neat
[02:13.95] Not a friend could remain to witness his death
[02:17.56] So a terminal wine he would treat.
[02:21.23] The plan was to hold a very large feast
[02:25.75] Serving the wine at the end
[02:28.46] Joining the fun would be everyone
[02:32.09] He'd been calling his friend.
[04:26.18] Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
[04:28.92] The meal looked a great success,
[04:33.46] Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
[04:37.12] Up stood a familiar guest.
[04:41.63] Here's a toast to our gracious host
[04:44.34] Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
[04:47.99] Never in my life will I taste but a bite
[04:51.62] Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
[04:56.13]
[01:11.65] To do everything just right,
[01:15.26] If things were not planned and all done by hand
[01:18.88] He would ready himself for a fight.
[01:22.54] One afternoon while sitting alone
[01:26.15] He came to a great realization
[01:29.77] When it's his turn to die
[01:31.57] Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
[02:06.67] With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
[02:10.33] A fate most perfectly neat
[02:13.95] Not a friend could remain to witness his death
[02:17.56] So a terminal wine he would treat.
[02:21.23] The plan was to hold a very large feast
[02:25.75] Serving the wine at the end
[02:28.46] Joining the fun would be everyone
[02:32.09] He'd been calling his friend.
[04:26.18] Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
[04:28.92] The meal looked a great success,
[04:33.46] Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
[04:37.12] Up stood a familiar guest.
[04:41.63] Here's a toast to our gracious host
[04:44.34] Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
[04:47.99] Never in my life will I taste but a bite
[04:51.62] Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
[04:56.13]