Invasion of the Flat Bootie Bitches
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Baby
Check this out!
Yeah, you
I wanna ask you a question
Where is your ass?
Baby
What happened?
A nigga like me, I know what's up
I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's ok, if she's got cash
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
I woke up early feeling shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
'Cause every morning you know I have
A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soaking, smoking, Sir Too $hort
Thinkin' about the day before
30 minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was hella young, with a lotta butt
She sucked my dick and then we fucked
That big tight pussy, I wouldn't pass
A light-skinned freak with so much ass
At 1 p.m. I was fuckin' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
The day my story made itself
Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself, I must need glasses
Where's them bitches with the big round asses
Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two bitches then switch them up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit
Every two blocks I seen a bitch
But that ain't nothing but a cap
None of them bitches didn't have no ass
Waiting on the bus, some was walking
Me and my homie just started talkin'
I said, "Homie, she looks good"
He said, "That ass is flat as wood"
I said, "What about Vicky in the black?"
And he said, "$hort, she's all that"
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
The Invasion was on
Every single day of the week
For every nigga living, there's a freak
If you've got game and a bed
Why not get fucked and get some head
'Cause bitches all over wanna get worked
I just need one with a lotta turf
Me and my homie, rolling and smoking
Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
I told my homie, "I hate to say
All the bitches with booties stayed home today"
And he said, "$hort, what now?
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town"
I thought them bitches out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
We hit the B-Town like Oakland players
I knew it, bitches was everywhere
The first one had tits so fat
But that don't work, her ass was flat
The second bitch was flat too
I capped on her like a motherfucking fool
I said, "Biatch! I know I'm capping
Where's your ass, baby, what happened?"
She turned around and capped on me
She said, "Fuck you, nigga, where's your teeth?"
I damn near fell jumping out the car
But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard
My homie said, "$hort, we got to cut"
But I was kicking that bitch in her big flat butt
I kicked her ass, got in the ride
Looked at the bitch and said, "Bye bye"
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
The invasion was on
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another bitch and I had to talk
I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come here
Yeah, you baby with your long, long hair"
Baby came over from across the street
She was standing on the corner just talking to me
I was spitting the game, but I talked too fast
'Cause I didn't even notice that big flat ass
Shit, and I was ready to go
We was rolling back, to the O
I told that bitch I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said why?
I said, "I'm Sir Too $hort, the Oakland player
I'm not one of them niggas who don't care
It's no thing to do my duty
But not with you and yo' flat booty"
Flat ain't the play day, superstar
I could see if you was white, but you're black as tar
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
Bitches In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day, I never got in
I'm glad that shit never happened again
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Damn, I must be dreaming
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Wake me up 'fore I start screaming
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
What's this world comin' to?
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Where's your ass, what happened to you?
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
The invasion is on
Check this out!
Yeah, you
I wanna ask you a question
Where is your ass?
Baby
What happened?
A nigga like me, I know what's up
I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's ok, if she's got cash
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
I woke up early feeling shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
'Cause every morning you know I have
A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soaking, smoking, Sir Too $hort
Thinkin' about the day before
30 minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was hella young, with a lotta butt
She sucked my dick and then we fucked
That big tight pussy, I wouldn't pass
A light-skinned freak with so much ass
At 1 p.m. I was fuckin' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
The day my story made itself
Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself, I must need glasses
Where's them bitches with the big round asses
Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two bitches then switch them up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit
Every two blocks I seen a bitch
But that ain't nothing but a cap
None of them bitches didn't have no ass
Waiting on the bus, some was walking
Me and my homie just started talkin'
I said, "Homie, she looks good"
He said, "That ass is flat as wood"
I said, "What about Vicky in the black?"
And he said, "$hort, she's all that"
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
The Invasion was on
Every single day of the week
For every nigga living, there's a freak
If you've got game and a bed
Why not get fucked and get some head
'Cause bitches all over wanna get worked
I just need one with a lotta turf
Me and my homie, rolling and smoking
Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
I told my homie, "I hate to say
All the bitches with booties stayed home today"
And he said, "$hort, what now?
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town"
I thought them bitches out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
We hit the B-Town like Oakland players
I knew it, bitches was everywhere
The first one had tits so fat
But that don't work, her ass was flat
The second bitch was flat too
I capped on her like a motherfucking fool
I said, "Biatch! I know I'm capping
Where's your ass, baby, what happened?"
She turned around and capped on me
She said, "Fuck you, nigga, where's your teeth?"
I damn near fell jumping out the car
But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard
My homie said, "$hort, we got to cut"
But I was kicking that bitch in her big flat butt
I kicked her ass, got in the ride
Looked at the bitch and said, "Bye bye"
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
The invasion was on
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another bitch and I had to talk
I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come here
Yeah, you baby with your long, long hair"
Baby came over from across the street
She was standing on the corner just talking to me
I was spitting the game, but I talked too fast
'Cause I didn't even notice that big flat ass
Shit, and I was ready to go
We was rolling back, to the O
I told that bitch I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said why?
I said, "I'm Sir Too $hort, the Oakland player
I'm not one of them niggas who don't care
It's no thing to do my duty
But not with you and yo' flat booty"
Flat ain't the play day, superstar
I could see if you was white, but you're black as tar
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
Bitches In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day, I never got in
I'm glad that shit never happened again
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Damn, I must be dreaming
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Wake me up 'fore I start screaming
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
What's this world comin' to?
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Where's your ass, what happened to you?
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
The invasion is on
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.00] Baby
[00:04.58] Check this out!
[00:06.37] Yeah, you
[00:07.82] I wanna ask you a question
[00:10.33] Where is your ass?
[00:12.42] Baby
[00:13.31] What happened?
[00:25.59] A nigga like me, I know what's up
[00:27.61] I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
[00:30.23] If I can't find one anywhere
[00:32.77] It turns my dreams to nightmares
[00:35.35] Baby right there ain't got no ass
[00:37.52] But she's ok, if she's got cash
[00:40.13] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[00:42.98] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[00:44.89] I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
[00:47.00] Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
[00:49.63] I woke up early feeling shabby
[00:52.16] Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
[00:54.26] 'Cause every morning you know I have
[00:56.99] A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
[00:59.12] Just soaking, smoking, Sir Too $hort
[01:01.88] Thinkin' about the day before
[01:04.28] 30 minutes after I woke out
[01:06.56] I pulled a freak and took her to the house
[01:08.63] She was hella young, with a lotta butt
[01:11.03] She sucked my dick and then we fucked
[01:13.64] That big tight pussy, I wouldn't pass
[01:16.17] A light-skinned freak with so much ass
[01:18.45] At 1 p.m. I was fuckin' away
[01:20.80] I wanna do the same thing again today
[01:23.08] I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches
[01:26.33] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[01:28.16] The day my story made itself
[01:30.40] Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
[01:32.97] I told myself, I must need glasses
[01:35.58] Where's them bitches with the big round asses
[01:37.91] Me and my group just wanna be tough
[01:40.27] Freak two bitches then switch them up
[01:42.40] It was 3:35, the strip was lit
[01:45.15] Every two blocks I seen a bitch
[01:47.24] But that ain't nothing but a cap
[01:49.95] None of them bitches didn't have no ass
[01:52.47] Waiting on the bus, some was walking
[01:54.77] Me and my homie just started talkin'
[01:57.24] I said, "Homie, she looks good"
[01:59.37] He said, "That ass is flat as wood"
[02:01.57] I said, "What about Vicky in the black?"
[02:04.28] And he said, "$hort, she's all that"
[02:06.83] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[02:09.34] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[02:12.98] The Invasion was on
[02:16.46] Every single day of the week
[02:18.62] For every nigga living, there's a freak
[02:21.07] If you've got game and a bed
[02:23.32] Why not get fucked and get some head
[02:25.86] 'Cause bitches all over wanna get worked
[02:28.30] I just need one with a lotta turf
[02:30.87] Me and my homie, rolling and smoking
[02:33.23] Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
[02:35.56] I told my homie, "I hate to say
[02:37.76] All the bitches with booties stayed home today"
[02:40.31] And he said, "$hort, what now?
[02:42.59] Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town"
[02:45.13] I thought them bitches out there was fine
[02:47.22] But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
[02:50.17] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[02:53.02] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[02:54.83] We hit the B-Town like Oakland players
[02:57.14] I knew it, bitches was everywhere
[02:59.53] The first one had tits so fat
[03:01.99] But that don't work, her ass was flat
[03:04.49] The second bitch was flat too
[03:06.89] I capped on her like a motherfucking fool
[03:09.06] I said, "Biatch! I know I'm capping
[03:11.76] Where's your ass, baby, what happened?"
[03:13.93] She turned around and capped on me
[03:16.04] She said, "Fuck you, nigga, where's your teeth?"
[03:18.84] I damn near fell jumping out the car
[03:21.02] But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard
[03:23.57] My homie said, "$hort, we got to cut"
[03:25.88] But I was kicking that bitch in her big flat butt
[03:28.40] I kicked her ass, got in the ride
[03:30.94] Looked at the bitch and said, "Bye bye"
[03:33.30] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[03:36.27] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[03:40.36] The invasion was on
[03:42.77] We parked the car and took a walk
[03:45.27] I saw another bitch and I had to talk
[03:47.33] I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come here
[03:50.20] Yeah, you baby with your long, long hair"
[03:52.53] Baby came over from across the street
[03:54.70] She was standing on the corner just talking to me
[03:57.12] I was spitting the game, but I talked too fast
[03:59.53] 'Cause I didn't even notice that big flat ass
[04:02.14] Shit, and I was ready to go
[04:04.34] We was rolling back, to the O
[04:06.81] I told that bitch I changed my mind
[04:09.36] She looked at me and she said why?
[04:11.48] I said, "I'm Sir Too $hort, the Oakland player
[04:13.86] I'm not one of them niggas who don't care
[04:16.79] It's no thing to do my duty
[04:18.97] But not with you and yo' flat booty"
[04:21.35] Flat ain't the play day, superstar
[04:23.68] I could see if you was white, but you're black as tar
[04:26.24] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[04:29.12] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[04:30.43] Bitches In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
[04:33.48] Freak after freak with no behind
[04:35.87] One long day, I never got in
[04:38.04] I'm glad that shit never happened again
[04:41.16] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[04:43.05] Damn, I must be dreaming
[04:45.94] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[04:47.80] Wake me up 'fore I start screaming
[04:50.76] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[04:52.61] What's this world comin' to?
[04:55.57] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[04:57.44] Where's your ass, what happened to you?
[05:00.28] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[05:02.91] The invasion is on
[05:04.84]
[00:04.58] Check this out!
[00:06.37] Yeah, you
[00:07.82] I wanna ask you a question
[00:10.33] Where is your ass?
[00:12.42] Baby
[00:13.31] What happened?
[00:25.59] A nigga like me, I know what's up
[00:27.61] I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
[00:30.23] If I can't find one anywhere
[00:32.77] It turns my dreams to nightmares
[00:35.35] Baby right there ain't got no ass
[00:37.52] But she's ok, if she's got cash
[00:40.13] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[00:42.98] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[00:44.89] I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
[00:47.00] Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
[00:49.63] I woke up early feeling shabby
[00:52.16] Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
[00:54.26] 'Cause every morning you know I have
[00:56.99] A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
[00:59.12] Just soaking, smoking, Sir Too $hort
[01:01.88] Thinkin' about the day before
[01:04.28] 30 minutes after I woke out
[01:06.56] I pulled a freak and took her to the house
[01:08.63] She was hella young, with a lotta butt
[01:11.03] She sucked my dick and then we fucked
[01:13.64] That big tight pussy, I wouldn't pass
[01:16.17] A light-skinned freak with so much ass
[01:18.45] At 1 p.m. I was fuckin' away
[01:20.80] I wanna do the same thing again today
[01:23.08] I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches
[01:26.33] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[01:28.16] The day my story made itself
[01:30.40] Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
[01:32.97] I told myself, I must need glasses
[01:35.58] Where's them bitches with the big round asses
[01:37.91] Me and my group just wanna be tough
[01:40.27] Freak two bitches then switch them up
[01:42.40] It was 3:35, the strip was lit
[01:45.15] Every two blocks I seen a bitch
[01:47.24] But that ain't nothing but a cap
[01:49.95] None of them bitches didn't have no ass
[01:52.47] Waiting on the bus, some was walking
[01:54.77] Me and my homie just started talkin'
[01:57.24] I said, "Homie, she looks good"
[01:59.37] He said, "That ass is flat as wood"
[02:01.57] I said, "What about Vicky in the black?"
[02:04.28] And he said, "$hort, she's all that"
[02:06.83] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[02:09.34] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[02:12.98] The Invasion was on
[02:16.46] Every single day of the week
[02:18.62] For every nigga living, there's a freak
[02:21.07] If you've got game and a bed
[02:23.32] Why not get fucked and get some head
[02:25.86] 'Cause bitches all over wanna get worked
[02:28.30] I just need one with a lotta turf
[02:30.87] Me and my homie, rolling and smoking
[02:33.23] Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
[02:35.56] I told my homie, "I hate to say
[02:37.76] All the bitches with booties stayed home today"
[02:40.31] And he said, "$hort, what now?
[02:42.59] Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town"
[02:45.13] I thought them bitches out there was fine
[02:47.22] But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
[02:50.17] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[02:53.02] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[02:54.83] We hit the B-Town like Oakland players
[02:57.14] I knew it, bitches was everywhere
[02:59.53] The first one had tits so fat
[03:01.99] But that don't work, her ass was flat
[03:04.49] The second bitch was flat too
[03:06.89] I capped on her like a motherfucking fool
[03:09.06] I said, "Biatch! I know I'm capping
[03:11.76] Where's your ass, baby, what happened?"
[03:13.93] She turned around and capped on me
[03:16.04] She said, "Fuck you, nigga, where's your teeth?"
[03:18.84] I damn near fell jumping out the car
[03:21.02] But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard
[03:23.57] My homie said, "$hort, we got to cut"
[03:25.88] But I was kicking that bitch in her big flat butt
[03:28.40] I kicked her ass, got in the ride
[03:30.94] Looked at the bitch and said, "Bye bye"
[03:33.30] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[03:36.27] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[03:40.36] The invasion was on
[03:42.77] We parked the car and took a walk
[03:45.27] I saw another bitch and I had to talk
[03:47.33] I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come here
[03:50.20] Yeah, you baby with your long, long hair"
[03:52.53] Baby came over from across the street
[03:54.70] She was standing on the corner just talking to me
[03:57.12] I was spitting the game, but I talked too fast
[03:59.53] 'Cause I didn't even notice that big flat ass
[04:02.14] Shit, and I was ready to go
[04:04.34] We was rolling back, to the O
[04:06.81] I told that bitch I changed my mind
[04:09.36] She looked at me and she said why?
[04:11.48] I said, "I'm Sir Too $hort, the Oakland player
[04:13.86] I'm not one of them niggas who don't care
[04:16.79] It's no thing to do my duty
[04:18.97] But not with you and yo' flat booty"
[04:21.35] Flat ain't the play day, superstar
[04:23.68] I could see if you was white, but you're black as tar
[04:26.24] Bitches, bitches, bitches
[04:29.12] Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
[04:30.43] Bitches In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
[04:33.48] Freak after freak with no behind
[04:35.87] One long day, I never got in
[04:38.04] I'm glad that shit never happened again
[04:41.16] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[04:43.05] Damn, I must be dreaming
[04:45.94] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[04:47.80] Wake me up 'fore I start screaming
[04:50.76] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[04:52.61] What's this world comin' to?
[04:55.57] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[04:57.44] Where's your ass, what happened to you?
[05:00.28] Invasion of the flat booty bitches
[05:02.91] The invasion is on
[05:04.84]