Asian Jake Paul (Acappella)
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๐ Lyrics
Calling all Units
Shots fired, shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available units
Send in the back-up
Send in the big guns
Send in the canine unit
Send in the fuck
I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
Oh, no, you getting mad?
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
That shit was fucking absurd
You're a rapper who can't resolve shit with words?
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
Say to your audience face, ayy
How Jacob Sartorious tastes
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
Woo, you've been pretending
Ever since your little rice balls descended
Let kids think you did it all
When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
Boy, gotta flex
Gotta flex, flex, flex
Because when you've got no personality
Replace it with a Rolex
You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
Hoping to die, they're so tired
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
Oh my God, you're such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
You've gained my respect and you're oh so funny
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me
You're fucking delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not a pimp
You're a borderline sex offender
This boy a flavor of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
It's salt and vi-nigga
You're like Kanye without the talent
Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
Like Soulja Boy but
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like
Soulja Boy
Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
How can you claim that shit
When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
Little hoe, little bitch
Suck my 5.3 inch dick
Admit that you just got pounded
I'd say take the L if you could pronounce it
(Get it, because you're Asian?)
(That's what you wanted, right?)
(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (Oh no)
How the fuck can someone called Gum
Not realise they're in a bubble?
But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
Isn't that your excuse?
When you're too stupid to explain your views
'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
So, come to think of it
You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
Now I'm finished as planned
It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?
Shots fired, shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available units
Send in the back-up
Send in the big guns
Send in the canine unit
Send in the fuck
I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
Oh, no, you getting mad?
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
That shit was fucking absurd
You're a rapper who can't resolve shit with words?
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
Say to your audience face, ayy
How Jacob Sartorious tastes
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
Woo, you've been pretending
Ever since your little rice balls descended
Let kids think you did it all
When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
Boy, gotta flex
Gotta flex, flex, flex
Because when you've got no personality
Replace it with a Rolex
You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
Hoping to die, they're so tired
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
Oh my God, you're such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
You've gained my respect and you're oh so funny
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me
You're fucking delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not a pimp
You're a borderline sex offender
This boy a flavor of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
It's salt and vi-nigga
You're like Kanye without the talent
Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
Like Soulja Boy but
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like
Soulja Boy
Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
How can you claim that shit
When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
Little hoe, little bitch
Suck my 5.3 inch dick
Admit that you just got pounded
I'd say take the L if you could pronounce it
(Get it, because you're Asian?)
(That's what you wanted, right?)
(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (Oh no)
How the fuck can someone called Gum
Not realise they're in a bubble?
But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
Isn't that your excuse?
When you're too stupid to explain your views
'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
So, come to think of it
You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
Now I'm finished as planned
It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.56] Calling all Units
[00:03.61] Shots fired, shots fired in front of the Supreme store
[00:05.87] There's about to be a 261 in progress
[00:07.91] Send all available units
[00:09.76] Send in the back-up
[00:11.08] Send in the big guns
[00:12.39] Send in the canine unit
[00:14.17] Send in the fuck
[00:16.30] I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
[00:19.83] But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
[00:23.31] Oh, no, you getting mad?
[00:25.21] Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
[00:27.08] That shit was fucking absurd
[00:28.60] You're a rapper who can't resolve shit with words?
[00:31.05] Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
[00:33.06] Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
[00:34.75] Say to your audience face, ayy
[00:36.66] How Jacob Sartorious tastes
[00:38.18] Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
[00:41.32] Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
[00:45.02] Woo, you've been pretending
[00:47.13] Ever since your little rice balls descended
[00:48.88] Let kids think you did it all
[00:50.33] When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
[00:52.60] That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
[00:55.52] I was more disappointed than when I found out
[00:57.73] Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
[00:59.68] Boy, gotta flex
[01:01.37] Gotta flex, flex, flex
[01:03.15] Because when you've got no personality
[01:05.29] Replace it with a Rolex
[01:06.73] You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
[01:08.88] Hoping to die, they're so tired
[01:10.27] Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
[01:12.15] No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
[01:14.53] Oh my God, you're such a legend
[01:16.05] You make me so wet with your reckless spending
[01:17.95] You've gained my respect and you're oh so funny
[01:19.70] Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me
[01:21.76] You're fucking delusional
[01:23.27] So try your best to remember
[01:25.01] You are not a pimp
[01:26.68] You're a borderline sex offender
[01:28.55] This boy a flavor of the month
[01:30.31] But which is it, huh?
[01:32.03] A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
[01:34.01] It's salt and vi-nigga
[01:35.77] You're like Kanye without the talent
[01:37.89] Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
[01:39.89] Like Soulja Boy but
[01:41.19] Actually, yeah, you're exactly like
[01:42.42] Soulja Boy
[01:43.43] Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
[01:45.18] But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
[01:46.85] How can you claim that shit
[01:48.54] When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
[01:50.40] Little hoe, little bitch
[01:52.49] Suck my 5.3 inch dick
[01:54.22] Admit that you just got pounded
[01:56.18] I'd say take the L if you could pronounce it
[01:58.25] (Get it, because you're Asian?)
[01:59.72] (That's what you wanted, right?)
[02:01.21] (Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
[02:04.82] Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
[02:08.29] To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
[02:12.47] Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
[02:14.35] You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
[02:17.04] Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
[02:19.61] Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (Oh no)
[02:23.15] How the fuck can someone called Gum
[02:25.10] Not realise they're in a bubble?
[02:26.99] But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
[02:29.06] Isn't that your excuse?
[02:30.58] When you're too stupid to explain your views
[02:32.14] 'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
[02:34.38] You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
[02:38.12] So, come to think of it
[02:39.65] You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
[02:41.56] Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
[02:44.61] And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
[02:47.95] Now I'm finished as planned
[02:50.45] It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
[02:52.53] But I got one question to ask you, bro
[02:54.68] Did it feel good, though?
[02:56.44]
[00:03.61] Shots fired, shots fired in front of the Supreme store
[00:05.87] There's about to be a 261 in progress
[00:07.91] Send all available units
[00:09.76] Send in the back-up
[00:11.08] Send in the big guns
[00:12.39] Send in the canine unit
[00:14.17] Send in the fuck
[00:16.30] I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
[00:19.83] But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
[00:23.31] Oh, no, you getting mad?
[00:25.21] Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
[00:27.08] That shit was fucking absurd
[00:28.60] You're a rapper who can't resolve shit with words?
[00:31.05] Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
[00:33.06] Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
[00:34.75] Say to your audience face, ayy
[00:36.66] How Jacob Sartorious tastes
[00:38.18] Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
[00:41.32] Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
[00:45.02] Woo, you've been pretending
[00:47.13] Ever since your little rice balls descended
[00:48.88] Let kids think you did it all
[00:50.33] When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
[00:52.60] That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
[00:55.52] I was more disappointed than when I found out
[00:57.73] Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
[00:59.68] Boy, gotta flex
[01:01.37] Gotta flex, flex, flex
[01:03.15] Because when you've got no personality
[01:05.29] Replace it with a Rolex
[01:06.73] You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
[01:08.88] Hoping to die, they're so tired
[01:10.27] Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
[01:12.15] No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
[01:14.53] Oh my God, you're such a legend
[01:16.05] You make me so wet with your reckless spending
[01:17.95] You've gained my respect and you're oh so funny
[01:19.70] Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me
[01:21.76] You're fucking delusional
[01:23.27] So try your best to remember
[01:25.01] You are not a pimp
[01:26.68] You're a borderline sex offender
[01:28.55] This boy a flavor of the month
[01:30.31] But which is it, huh?
[01:32.03] A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
[01:34.01] It's salt and vi-nigga
[01:35.77] You're like Kanye without the talent
[01:37.89] Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
[01:39.89] Like Soulja Boy but
[01:41.19] Actually, yeah, you're exactly like
[01:42.42] Soulja Boy
[01:43.43] Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
[01:45.18] But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
[01:46.85] How can you claim that shit
[01:48.54] When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
[01:50.40] Little hoe, little bitch
[01:52.49] Suck my 5.3 inch dick
[01:54.22] Admit that you just got pounded
[01:56.18] I'd say take the L if you could pronounce it
[01:58.25] (Get it, because you're Asian?)
[01:59.72] (That's what you wanted, right?)
[02:01.21] (Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
[02:04.82] Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
[02:08.29] To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
[02:12.47] Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
[02:14.35] You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
[02:17.04] Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
[02:19.61] Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (Oh no)
[02:23.15] How the fuck can someone called Gum
[02:25.10] Not realise they're in a bubble?
[02:26.99] But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
[02:29.06] Isn't that your excuse?
[02:30.58] When you're too stupid to explain your views
[02:32.14] 'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
[02:34.38] You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
[02:38.12] So, come to think of it
[02:39.65] You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
[02:41.56] Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
[02:44.61] And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
[02:47.95] Now I'm finished as planned
[02:50.45] It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
[02:52.53] But I got one question to ask you, bro
[02:54.68] Did it feel good, though?
[02:56.44]