The Motherf**king Pterodactyl
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โฑ๏ธ 3:15 duration
๐ ID: 14595417
๐ Lyrics
He is, the motherfucking Pterodactyl
Here to, tear you a new, ass hole
Yes it's true, he ate ten thousand (10, 000) lightning bugs
Kissing his, bowls like a million hugs
He shat them out, one phosphorescent night
Painting it like Christmas lights
Yes it's true, his plumage is the best in town
All the hoes, touch his sexy pteroid bone oh
Yes he do, put the t-rex to shame
His pussy arms, on that pussy frame
Yes it's true, he enjoys his hobbies too
He smokes his pipe, roller blades and finds ladies to woh oh
Yes it's true, he rode with a triassic too
That includes, Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too
ou ou ou
He is awkward on the floor
His feet are shit and his balance quite poor
He hooked up with a grizzly bear
They made love under the sea and everywhere
Yes that bear, gave birth to a motherfucking bear-odactyle
Who just might tear you a new
So be ware motherfuckers be ware
Remember him
Remember his song
Remember his tire iron and his enchanting thong
He's a motherfucking Pterodactyl
Here to, tear you a new, ass hole
Yes it's true, he ate ten thousand (10, 000) lightning bugs
Kissing his, bowls like a million hugs
He shat them out, one phosphorescent night
Painting it like Christmas lights
Yes it's true, his plumage is the best in town
All the hoes, touch his sexy pteroid bone oh
Yes he do, put the t-rex to shame
His pussy arms, on that pussy frame
Yes it's true, he enjoys his hobbies too
He smokes his pipe, roller blades and finds ladies to woh oh
Yes it's true, he rode with a triassic too
That includes, Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too
ou ou ou
He is awkward on the floor
His feet are shit and his balance quite poor
He hooked up with a grizzly bear
They made love under the sea and everywhere
Yes that bear, gave birth to a motherfucking bear-odactyle
Who just might tear you a new
So be ware motherfuckers be ware
Remember him
Remember his song
Remember his tire iron and his enchanting thong
He's a motherfucking Pterodactyl
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.08] He is, the motherfucking Pterodactyl
[00:13.51] Here to, tear you a new, ass hole
[00:24.46] Yes it's true, he ate ten thousand (10, 000) lightning bugs
[00:28.95] Kissing his, bowls like a million hugs
[00:33.46] He shat them out, one phosphorescent night
[00:37.02] Painting it like Christmas lights
[00:45.25] Yes it's true, his plumage is the best in town
[01:05.03] All the hoes, touch his sexy pteroid bone oh
[01:09.53] Yes he do, put the t-rex to shame
[01:13.25] His pussy arms, on that pussy frame
[01:21.30] Yes it's true, he enjoys his hobbies too
[01:40.30] He smokes his pipe, roller blades and finds ladies to woh oh
[01:44.81] Yes it's true, he rode with a triassic too
[01:49.32] That includes, Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too
[01:56.63] ou ou ou
[01:57.59] He is awkward on the floor
[02:16.58] His feet are shit and his balance quite poor
[02:21.07] He hooked up with a grizzly bear
[02:24.65] They made love under the sea and everywhere
[02:33.70] Yes that bear, gave birth to a motherfucking bear-odactyle
[02:36.43] Who just might tear you a new
[02:41.84] So be ware motherfuckers be ware
[02:47.26] Remember him
[02:59.09] Remember his song
[02:59.98] Remember his tire iron and his enchanting thong
[03:09.00] He's a motherfucking Pterodactyl
[03:10.89]
[00:13.51] Here to, tear you a new, ass hole
[00:24.46] Yes it's true, he ate ten thousand (10, 000) lightning bugs
[00:28.95] Kissing his, bowls like a million hugs
[00:33.46] He shat them out, one phosphorescent night
[00:37.02] Painting it like Christmas lights
[00:45.25] Yes it's true, his plumage is the best in town
[01:05.03] All the hoes, touch his sexy pteroid bone oh
[01:09.53] Yes he do, put the t-rex to shame
[01:13.25] His pussy arms, on that pussy frame
[01:21.30] Yes it's true, he enjoys his hobbies too
[01:40.30] He smokes his pipe, roller blades and finds ladies to woh oh
[01:44.81] Yes it's true, he rode with a triassic too
[01:49.32] That includes, Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too
[01:56.63] ou ou ou
[01:57.59] He is awkward on the floor
[02:16.58] His feet are shit and his balance quite poor
[02:21.07] He hooked up with a grizzly bear
[02:24.65] They made love under the sea and everywhere
[02:33.70] Yes that bear, gave birth to a motherfucking bear-odactyle
[02:36.43] Who just might tear you a new
[02:41.84] So be ware motherfuckers be ware
[02:47.26] Remember him
[02:59.09] Remember his song
[02:59.98] Remember his tire iron and his enchanting thong
[03:09.00] He's a motherfucking Pterodactyl
[03:10.89]