Television Sex

Baby... tell me what's on your mind
Girl... let me show U what's on mine
Television Sex

On channel 69
We'll be feelin' fine
On channel 42
Watchin' U

I want U (like television)
Television Sex (U turn me on)
I need U (like television)
Television Sex

Do U wanna stay up late?
We could make a tape
Of television sex

U can take remote control
I will do just what I'm told

I want U (like television)
Television Sex (U turn me on)
I need U (like television)
Television Sex

Well...
My name is Sid Luscious and I'm here to say
All you other wack rappers best be on your way
I rock the mic and put the "new" in the "wave"
And when the girls all see me, they scream my name
So don't do drugs and stay in school
Yes, yes, y'all, get down, be cool
Come on everybody it's time to dance
With Sid Luscious and The Pants!

I want U (like television)
Television Sex (U turn me on)
I need U (like television)
Television Sex