Ikea
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Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine
Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds
To a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch, but his friends call him Karl
Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
Ikea plywood, brushed steel
Ikea meatballs, tasty
Ikea Allen wrenches
All of them for free, all of them for me
I'm sorry, I said Ikea sucks
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
And a chair and a lamp
And a shelf and some candles for you
I was a doubter just like you
'Til I saw the American dream come true
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine
Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds
To a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch, but his friends call him Karl
Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
Ikea plywood, brushed steel
Ikea meatballs, tasty
Ikea Allen wrenches
All of them for free, all of them for me
I'm sorry, I said Ikea sucks
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
And a chair and a lamp
And a shelf and some candles for you
I was a doubter just like you
'Til I saw the American dream come true
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.92] Long ago in days of yore
[00:06.04] It all began with a god named Thor
[00:08.38] There were Vikings and boats
[00:09.95] And some plans for a furniture store
[00:14.73] It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
[00:17.83] And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
[00:21.28] As if there were apartments smaller than mine
[00:26.45] Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[00:32.75] Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[00:39.07] Everyone has a home
[00:41.72] But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
[00:47.71] So rent a car or take the bus
[00:50.91] Lay your cash down and put your trust
[00:53.44] In the land where the furniture folds
[00:55.66] To a much smaller size
[00:59.92] Billy the bookcase says hello
[01:02.92] And so does a table whose name is Ingo
[01:05.34] And the chair is a ladder-back birch, but his friends call him Karl
[01:11.61] Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[01:17.57] Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[01:23.92] Everyone has a home
[01:26.73] But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
[01:33.83] Ikea plywood, brushed steel
[01:39.68] Ikea meatballs, tasty
[01:45.75] Ikea Allen wrenches
[01:50.99] All of them for free, all of them for me
[01:57.42]
[02:08.74] I'm sorry, I said Ikea sucks
[02:11.99] I just bought a table for 60 bucks
[02:14.48] And a chair and a lamp
[02:16.08] And a shelf and some candles for you
[02:21.28] I was a doubter just like you
[02:23.70] 'Til I saw the American dream come true
[02:26.43] In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
[02:32.77] Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[02:38.67] Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[02:44.96] Everyone has a home
[02:47.81] But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
[02:51.94]
[00:06.04] It all began with a god named Thor
[00:08.38] There were Vikings and boats
[00:09.95] And some plans for a furniture store
[00:14.73] It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
[00:17.83] And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
[00:21.28] As if there were apartments smaller than mine
[00:26.45] Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[00:32.75] Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[00:39.07] Everyone has a home
[00:41.72] But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
[00:47.71] So rent a car or take the bus
[00:50.91] Lay your cash down and put your trust
[00:53.44] In the land where the furniture folds
[00:55.66] To a much smaller size
[00:59.92] Billy the bookcase says hello
[01:02.92] And so does a table whose name is Ingo
[01:05.34] And the chair is a ladder-back birch, but his friends call him Karl
[01:11.61] Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[01:17.57] Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[01:23.92] Everyone has a home
[01:26.73] But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
[01:33.83] Ikea plywood, brushed steel
[01:39.68] Ikea meatballs, tasty
[01:45.75] Ikea Allen wrenches
[01:50.99] All of them for free, all of them for me
[01:57.42]
[02:08.74] I'm sorry, I said Ikea sucks
[02:11.99] I just bought a table for 60 bucks
[02:14.48] And a chair and a lamp
[02:16.08] And a shelf and some candles for you
[02:21.28] I was a doubter just like you
[02:23.70] 'Til I saw the American dream come true
[02:26.43] In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
[02:32.77] Ikea (Ikea), just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
[02:38.67] Ikea (Ikea), selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
[02:44.96] Everyone has a home
[02:47.81] But if you don't have a home, you can buy one there
[02:51.94]