I Am The Very Model Of An Ancient Roman Emperor

I am the very model
Of an ancient Roman emperor
I overspend then overtax
Then overthrow my treasurer
I marry family members
From my cousin to my step-sister
I'm always right, I'm never wrong
Just ask this neutral senator!
(Sigh) Through sound investigation
By Praetorian inquisitors
My mother and my brother
Were revealed to be conspirators
But mother dear's no longer here
This bust helps me remember her
I am the very model of an
Ancient Roman emperor!

He fiddles while the city burns
He rules with fear tyrannical!
He's lazy, brutish and ill-willed
He thinks that he's infallible!
His hands are small, he steals from Gaul
His writing's ungrammatical!
He's making Roma great again
Dogmatic and fantastical!
He's gormless and irascible
Tragic and autocratical
Maniacal and radical
Positions problematical
Takes endless golf sabbaticals
His tweets are unsyntactical --
He's a narcissist
A petulant, unscrupulous embezzler
He is the very model of an ancient Roman emperor!