JAP Battle (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate) (Reprise)

All of our lives you were toxic
Obnoxious
Now though, you've brought me from nauseous to naches
I'm proud of you, Bunch
You're a grown-up, you got this
Kol hakavod, you're a goddess

Me?!
But you're so responsible
Career's on sizzle
Husband, ditto
Three great kiddos
You've got competence, class
Plus a skinny-ass waist
And a toned-ass ass

Well, you've got a free spirit, which I see and commend
So, like 2 Chainz without the "NZ" at the end
I wish you double chai
For following the tug
Of the heart behind your 36 triple-D jugs

Wow, what a boost for my confidence!

Yeah, I mean, I gotta give it up
I'm pretty good at giving compliments

Nice bubble, Bubbeleh, I really hate to pop it
But nobody's got a plaudit any hotter than I drop it

This is...

A JAP praise fight

Half affirmation

Half cage fight

Killing you with kindness

Yeah, you're dang right

It's a head-to-head yasher koach mazel tov off

You know what?
Let's squash it, you're awesome

Seconded! Same!
Rebecca-wise, my game recognize game

Thanks, I appreciate that

Yeah, I mean, there's a reason I'm called "Esteem queen Levine"

Can it with the accolades-slash-shade-catapulting
You are the one who is great at adulting
All your hard work, ultimately resulting in triumph

Damn, that's some sneaky insulting
Skip the emotional judo
I am the B. Knowles-Carter of kudos

I'm the Lebron James of acclaim

Then you might as well call me the Michelle of the kvell

Go to hell!

This is...

A JAP cheer scrimmage

Like a rap battle

But the mirror image

Both of us'll feel great

When we're finished

Giving a dope-slap of dap to this JAP...

(Spoken)
Which does stand for Jewish-American Princess, a term that,
on one hand, does reinforce negative,
negative stereotypes about both Jews and women but, on the other hand,
is a term that we want to reclaim and own. Also,
should acknowledge that me saying "dap to this jap" is
appropriative and a little problematic, if we're being honest

(Sung)
This is touchy stuff and it's pretty complicated
But I noticed the dynamic and I thought that I should name it
Just like I hated you, but now I kinda like you
This song's another thing I can see two sides to

Terrific self-awareness

Knock it off, Audra!
You never stop, do you?

Can't and don't wanna

You're a wonderful lady
But an insufferable baby

Should we make out?

What?! No!
Maybe...