Good Hard Screwing

You can travel 'round the world, go diving for some pearls
You can ride in a rodeo
You can jump out of a plane; go fishing in the rain
Or just listen to the radio
You can party all night, and drink and get tight
You can dance to the do-si-do
But there ain't nothing... like a good hard fucking
You can kiss me all over, and tickle me with clover
Baby you can even suck my cock
You can lay me in the grass, and lick me on my ass
Or jack me off with a sock
Get me up against the wall, and suck and lick my balls
You can give it everything you got
But there ain't nothing... like a good hard fucking

I can look you in the eyes, and squeeze your naked thighs
And hold your body close to mine
I can fiddle with your tits, your asshole and your clit
And rub you down with sweet red wine
Eat your pussy in a chair, rub my cum through your hair
Honey we could have a real good time
But there ain't nothing... like a good hard fucking

You can do a sexy dance, take off your underpants
You can play with your pussy yourself
You can use a broomstick, pretend that it's a dick
You can even get somebody to help
You can use a string of beads, run naked through the breeze
Or get off in the shower as well
But there ain't nothing... like a good hard fucking
There ain't nothing... like a good hard fucking