Where Did All The Cowboys Go

Lately I'm asking why every guy I meet
Is just a little too pretty just a little too neat
Spray can fake tan I can't believe
I beat him out the door again
Bluetooth tofu eating momma's boy
Forget the coffee black make it a venti soy
Pluck here wax there
I see them driving them electric cars

Where did all the cowboys go
10-gallon hats blue jeans steel toes
Knows how to treat a woman
Ain't just in it for a roll in the hay-hay-yeah
Where did all the cowboys go
Long bed trucks, gun racks, camo
Boy, I'm here a-praying that they didn't all ride away

I need a man strong hands forget the manicure
Pull me in take a spin on a sawdust floor
6-pack knock em back
Kind of man can hold his own but still hold me
For more than just a one night fling

Where did all the cowboys go
10-gallon hats blue jeans steel toes
Knows how to treat a woman
Ain't just in it for a roll in the hay-hay-yeah
Where did all the cowboys go
Long bed trucks, gun racks, camo
Lord, I'm here a-praying that they didn't all ride away

Where did all the cowboys go
Ropin' and ridin' Mr. Rodeo
Knows how to treat a woman
Ain't just in it for a roll in the hay-hay-yeah
Where did all the cowboys go
Shiny belt buckles 5'o clock shadow
Lord, I'm here a-praying that they didn't all ride away
If you see one a-comin' wontcha' please send him running my way