Security Joan

[00:22.02] Well, I guess I needed a miracle
[00:25.91] If I was gonna make my flight
[00:30.41] I had to get to gate C13
[00:34.25] And it was still way out of sight
[00:38.97] Somethin' in my carry-on bag
[00:42.33] Tipped off the x-ray machine
[00:46.13] 'Cause then an angel straight from heaven
[00:50.23] Asked me to "Step behind that screen"
[00:54.41] And when I felt the wand sweep over me
[00:58.37] You know I never felt so clean
[01:02.23] Girl you won't find my name on your list (your name on your list)
[01:06.33] Honey you know I ain't no terrorist
[01:11.04] Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone
[01:14.19] You know I love, love, love you
[01:18.05] Security Joan
[01:22.86]
[01:45.90] I hung out at the Starbucks
[01:49.75] 'Til just around boardin' time
[01:53.79] Then I strolled on back to the checkpoint
[01:57.87] Just one thing on my mind
[02:02.39] She flashed that crooked smile and said
[02:05.79] "Well, I believe you missed your flight"
[02:09.90] I said, "There's been a minor change of plan
[02:13.93] And I'll be stayin' for one more night"
[02:18.17] I could tell from the way she looked at me
[02:22.16] Everythin' was gonna be all right
[02:25.66] Well, girl you won't find my name on your list (your name on your list)
[02:29.62] Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist
[02:34.25] Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone
[02:37.93] You know I love, love, love you
[02:41.77] Security Joan, search me now
[02:47.37]
[03:49.31] Girl you won't find my name on your list (your name on your list)
[03:53.16] Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist
[03:57.88] Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone
[04:01.54] You know I love, love, love you
[04:04.90] Security Joan, hey, now
[04:10.84]
[05:15.85] Your name on your list (honey, you know I ain't no terrorist)
[05:21.46] Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone
[05:25.41] You know I love, love, love you
[05:28.78] Security Joan
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