That's Why a Woman Loves a Heel

He always knows the proper thing to share
He makes your blue night seem a holiday
He lies in such a fascinating way
That's why a woman loves a heel

You know that he's a phony more or less
But when he meets a lady in distress
He handles everything with such finesse
That's why a woman loves a heel

You'll meet a fellow who is on the square with you
And you ignore him, have no time for him
Or he will say, "Let's go" and set your heart aglow
You're a won completely by a no good, so and so

He knows just how to get beneath your skin
He holds the aces, you can't win
He gets a lot of goodness out of scene
That's why a woman loves a heel

He knows just how to get beneath your skin
He always holds the aces, you can't win
He gets a lot of goodness out of scene
That's why a woman loves a heel