Can Of Whoop-Ass

It ain't carrots
It ain't peas
It ain't the kippers
In the salted grease
You just opened up
A great big can of whoop-ass
It ain't condensed milk
Or soup
It ain't the peaches
In the syrup goop
You just opened up
A great big can of whoop-ass
Oh my dear, it's very clear
That you did something wrong
So it's time
To pay for your crime
With punishment and this song
It ain't gravy
Or clams
It ain't the salmon
Or the processed hams
You just opened up
A great big can of whoop-ass
You just opened up
A great big can of whoop-ass