Christmas Kinda Sucks

[00:07.87] This Christmas kinda sucks
[00:10.07] This tree looks kinda high, then again so do I
[00:14.28] Can't smoke up a mistletoe, but damn I tried
[00:18.74] I hate this winter theme, it's 38 degrees
[00:22.71] A bump's the only snow I'll ever see
[00:26.63] Warming my soul with a cold stripping on the North Pole
[00:31.31] Maybe I'm just a little too old
[00:35.32] Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white and
[00:40.63] My gingerbread house is on fire
[00:43.74] So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
[00:48.55] Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
[00:53.01] And I know I should be happy enough
[00:56.47] But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
[01:00.08] I think Christmas kinda sucks
[01:01.57] Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
[01:06.10] Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
[01:10.67] And I know I should be happy enough
[01:13.66] But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
[01:17.39] I think Christmas kinda sucks
[01:21.84] This Christmas kinda sucks
[01:24.03] My parents hate their exes, so I split between addresses
[01:28.52] Avoiding conversations with the last progressive
[01:33.08] Now I hate to complain, but it's just another day
[01:37.28] I'd rather take a brandy than a candy cane
[01:40.75] Warming my soul with a cold stripping on the North Pole
[01:45.56] Maybe I'm just a little too old
[01:49.46] Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white and
[01:54.75] My gingerbread house is on fire
[01:57.81] So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
[02:02.86] Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
[02:07.22] And I know I should be happy enough
[02:10.67] But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
[02:14.03] I think Christmas kinda sucks
[02:15.78] Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
[02:20.12] Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
[02:24.65] And I know I should be happy enough
[02:28.02] But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
[02:31.61] I think Christmas kinda sucks
[02:33.06] Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks
[02:37.86] Santa's weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks
[02:42.25] And I know I should be happy enough
[02:45.42] But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug
[02:49.17] I think Christmas kinda sucks
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