Asshole Dog
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๐ Lyrics
Asshole Dog
My dog likes to bite the hand that feeds her
My dog will shit anywhere that pleases her
My dog chewed the neck of my 5-string Banjo
my dog's just an asshole
My dog ate all my gummy edibles
My dog killed a chicken in a way that was sexual
My dog lets burglars in, wont bark at all
My dog's just an asshole
Asshole Dog - drank all of my scotch
Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the crotch
Asshole dog-went and made me watch
While it humped my garden gnome
Asshole dog
(Solo)
Asshole Dog - drank all of my hooch
Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the cooch
Asshole dog-ate right on through
six square feet of drywall
Asshole dog
Took the dog to the vet to see what's the matter
With a dog that digs and bites and ruins my home?
Vet took a look said, "son, that's a goddamn badger"
My dog ain't a dog at all
Asshole Dog - turned out to be a badger
Asshole dog - bit my mama on the vadg-er
Asshole dog- stole a sheriffs tin badge, and got me tasered
Asshole dog
Asshole dog - is a raging alcoholic
Asshole dog - Bit my mama's ham wallet
Asshole dog - ain't no matter whatcha call it, thats an asshole
Asshole dog
My dog likes to bite the hand that feeds her
My dog will shit anywhere that pleases her
My dog chewed the neck of my 5-string Banjo
my dog's just an asshole
My dog ate all my gummy edibles
My dog killed a chicken in a way that was sexual
My dog lets burglars in, wont bark at all
My dog's just an asshole
Asshole Dog - drank all of my scotch
Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the crotch
Asshole dog-went and made me watch
While it humped my garden gnome
Asshole dog
(Solo)
Asshole Dog - drank all of my hooch
Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the cooch
Asshole dog-ate right on through
six square feet of drywall
Asshole dog
Took the dog to the vet to see what's the matter
With a dog that digs and bites and ruins my home?
Vet took a look said, "son, that's a goddamn badger"
My dog ain't a dog at all
Asshole Dog - turned out to be a badger
Asshole dog - bit my mama on the vadg-er
Asshole dog- stole a sheriffs tin badge, and got me tasered
Asshole dog
Asshole dog - is a raging alcoholic
Asshole dog - Bit my mama's ham wallet
Asshole dog - ain't no matter whatcha call it, thats an asshole
Asshole dog
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.44] Asshole Dog
[00:07.02] My dog likes to bite the hand that feeds her
[00:13.41] My dog will shit anywhere that pleases her
[00:19.99] My dog chewed the neck of my 5-string Banjo
[00:26.20] My dog's just an asshole
[00:32.85] My dog ate all my gummy edibles
[00:39.16] My dog killed a chicken in a way that was sexual
[00:45.46] My dog lets burglars in, wont bark at all
[00:51.75] My dog's just an asshole
[00:57.49] Asshole Dog - drank all of my scotch
[01:00.62] Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the crotch
[01:03.72] Asshole dog-went and made me watch
[01:06.83] While it humped my garden gnome
[01:12.89] Asshole dog
[01:20.04] (Solo)
[01:43.91] Asshole Dog - drank all of my hooch
[01:47.12] Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the cooch
[01:50.54] Asshole dog-ate right on through
[01:52.88] Six square feet of drywall
[01:58.58] Asshole dog
[02:05.96] Took the dog to the vet to see what's the matter
[02:12.19] With a dog that digs and bites and ruins my home?
[02:18.14] Vet took a look said, "son, that's a goddamn badger"
[02:24.77] My dog ain't a dog at all
[02:30.26] Asshole Dog - turned out to be a badger
[02:33.55] Asshole dog - bit my mama on the vadg-er
[02:37.23] Asshole dog- stole a sheriffs tin badge, and got me tasered
[02:43.15] Asshole dog
[02:44.65] Asshole dog - is a raging alcoholic
[02:46.41] Asshole dog - Bit my mama's ham wallet
[02:49.57] Asshole dog - ain't no matter whatcha call it, thats an asshole
[03:01.77] Asshole dog
[03:17.41]
[00:07.02] My dog likes to bite the hand that feeds her
[00:13.41] My dog will shit anywhere that pleases her
[00:19.99] My dog chewed the neck of my 5-string Banjo
[00:26.20] My dog's just an asshole
[00:32.85] My dog ate all my gummy edibles
[00:39.16] My dog killed a chicken in a way that was sexual
[00:45.46] My dog lets burglars in, wont bark at all
[00:51.75] My dog's just an asshole
[00:57.49] Asshole Dog - drank all of my scotch
[01:00.62] Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the crotch
[01:03.72] Asshole dog-went and made me watch
[01:06.83] While it humped my garden gnome
[01:12.89] Asshole dog
[01:20.04] (Solo)
[01:43.91] Asshole Dog - drank all of my hooch
[01:47.12] Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the cooch
[01:50.54] Asshole dog-ate right on through
[01:52.88] Six square feet of drywall
[01:58.58] Asshole dog
[02:05.96] Took the dog to the vet to see what's the matter
[02:12.19] With a dog that digs and bites and ruins my home?
[02:18.14] Vet took a look said, "son, that's a goddamn badger"
[02:24.77] My dog ain't a dog at all
[02:30.26] Asshole Dog - turned out to be a badger
[02:33.55] Asshole dog - bit my mama on the vadg-er
[02:37.23] Asshole dog- stole a sheriffs tin badge, and got me tasered
[02:43.15] Asshole dog
[02:44.65] Asshole dog - is a raging alcoholic
[02:46.41] Asshole dog - Bit my mama's ham wallet
[02:49.57] Asshole dog - ain't no matter whatcha call it, thats an asshole
[03:01.77] Asshole dog
[03:17.41]