Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

[00:21.32] These are your good years, don't take my advice
[00:26.02] You never wanted the nice boys anyway
[00:30.38] And I'm of good cheer 'cause I've been checking my list
[00:35.27] The gifts you're receiving from me will be
[00:40.44] One awkward silence and two hopes
[00:43.96] You cry yourself to sleep, staying up, waiting by the phone
[00:48.95] All I want this year is for you to dedicate
[00:52.84] Your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive
[00:58.20] Don't come home for Christmas
[01:02.56] You're the last thing I wanna see
[01:05.61] Underneath the tree
[01:11.07] Merry Christmas, I could care less
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[01:24.43] Happy New Years, baby, you owe me
[01:28.28] The best gift I will ever ask for
[01:33.61] Don't call me up when the snow comes down
[01:38.24] It's the only thing I want this year
[01:42.72] One awkward silence and two hopes
[01:46.21] You cry yourself to sleep, staying up, waiting by the phone
[01:50.86] And all I want this year is for you to dedicate
[01:55.36] Your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive
[02:00.65] Don't come home for Christmas
[02:04.71] You're the last thing I wanna see
[02:07.97] Underneath the tree
[02:13.22] Merry Christmas, I could care less
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[02:45.19] Don't come home for Christmas
[02:49.23] You're the last thing I wanna see
[02:52.32] Underneath the tree (don't come home for Christmas)
[02:57.97] Merry Christmas, I could care less
[03:02.89] Don't come home for Christmas
[03:07.10] You're the last thing I wanna see
[03:10.11] Underneath the tree (don't come home for Christmas)
[03:15.52] Merry Christmas, I could care less
[03:21.65]
[03:26.33] Sweet! They've recorded a Christmas song!
[03:28.90] They must've spent a lot of money on this...
[03:31.59] But this one time, this one Christmas I got this-
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