The Dum-Dot Song (I Put A Penny In The Gum Slot) (with The Pied Pipers)

I overheard the strangest talk
Right here beside me, on the walk
A little boy and girl, of three
Here's how it sounded; to me

Di dut da denny in a dum-dot
Di dut da denny in a dum-dot
Du det da daper and di det da dum dos
Di dut da denny in a dum-dot (Whatcha' say?)

I put the penny in the gum slot
I put the penny in the gum slot
You get the paper and I get the gum cause
I put the penny in the gum slot
Eenie-Meenie-miny-moe
Turn the handle let it go
Peppermint flavour yummy yum
I got the penny and di det da dum dos

Di dut da denny in a dum-dot
I put the penny in the gum slot
Du det da daper and di det da dum dos
Di dut da denny in a dum-dot

Di dut da denny in a dum-dot
Di dut da denny in a dum-dot
Du det da daper and di det da dum
Di dut da denny in a dum-dot

Put the penny in the penny machine
Not carin' if it's yellow or green
I'm gonna chew, won't give it to you
(won't?) You know what I mean

Told the girlie, n' told the lad
If you quarrel I'll be sad
Made it fair for everyone
Gave them the paper, and I kept the gum (Cause)

Di dut da denny in a dum-dot
I put the penny in the gum slot
Du det da daper and di det da dum
Di dut da denny in the dum-dot
The dad dum-dot