The Diarrhea Song (Water Poop!)

D-D-D-Diarrhea
D-D-D-Diarrhea
D-D-D-Diarrhea
D-D-D-Diarrhea
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die-Aye-Arrhea

Water poop!

Brown water is flowing from
My stinky stinky stinky bum
Solid poop has become
Die-aye-arrhea

It's not a trick
It means I'm sick
There's no way I would pick
Die-aye-arrhea

Water poop!

Diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea...

Guess what?
I'm peeing from my butt!
I can't close it shut
I think I had enough, it feels so rough
Die-aye-arrhea

I'm filling up a lake
Instead of poopin' out a snake
I just can't take...
Die-aye-arrhea

Water poop!