Damned

[00:13.66] Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
[00:19.67] Or else you'll wind up in the can
[00:24.85] No jokes, no rights, sit tight don't fool around
[00:30.36] You are a guest of Uncle Sam
[00:35.82] Stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease
[00:42.09] Allow no sex above the knees
[00:47.13] When I snap, you jump into the master plan
[00:52.75] I'll be damned
[00:55.64] Well I'll be damned
[00:58.08] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[01:04.93] Damned if I steal your joke
[01:10.02] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[01:14.14] Damned if I do
[01:18.51] Damned if I don't
[01:23.08] Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
[01:28.57] I'll make a monkey outta you
[01:34.22] You sign your name right on that dotted line, boy
[01:40.03] I'll be damned
[01:42.32] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[01:49.21] Damned if I steal your joke
[01:54.19] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[02:00.41] Damned if I do
[02:02.53] And damned if I don't, yeah
[02:07.11]
[02:33.77] Come on
[02:34.15] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[02:42.92] Damned if I steal your joke
[02:46.92] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[02:53.48] I'm damned if I do
[02:55.99] I'm damned if I don't
[02:58.40] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[03:04.33] Damned if I steal your joke
[03:09.06] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[03:14.56] I'm damned if I do
[03:16.29] I'm damned if I don't
[03:19.52] I'll be damned
[03:24.18] I'll be damned
[03:29.98] I'll be damned
[03:35.06] I'll be damned
[03:37.63] I'll be damned
[03:46.03] I'll be damned
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