Here Comes The Judge
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โฑ๏ธ 2:40 duration
๐ ID: 14999802
๐ Lyrics
Hear ye, hear ye
This court is now in session
His honor, Judge
Pigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye
The court of swing is
Just about ready to do that thing
I don't want no tears
I don't want no lies
Above all, I don't want no alibis This judge is hip and that ain't all
He'll give you time if you're big or small
Fall in line for this court is neat
Peace, brother Uh oh, here come the Judge
Here comes the Judge
Everybody knows
That he is the Judge Everybody near and far
I'm going to Paris to stop this war
All those kids gotta listen to me
Because I am the judge
And you can plainly see I want a big round table when I get there
I won't sit down to one that's square
I wanna lay down the law
To them that brought it
I'll bust some head
Because I am the judge He is the Judge
He is the Judge
Everybody knows
That he is the Judge Who's there (I is) I is who
I is your next door neighbor Order, order, order
Order in this courtroom
Order in this courtroom Judge, your honorship, hi, Sir
Did I hear you say order in the court
Yes, I said order
Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please He is the Judge
He is the Judge
Everybody knows
That he is the Judge I had a chat with Ho Chi Min
With cheap rice wine and chased with gin
Won't take long unless I miss my guess
I'll have you out of this doggone mess I sent a cable to Bob and Mac
Let them know I'm coming back
Sit right down with Rock and Nick
Teach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks Oh, oh, judge, your Honor, Pigmeat, Sir
Don't you remember me
No, who are you, boy
Well, I'm the feller that introduced
You to your wife (to my wife)(Yeah) life, you son of a gun, you Come November, election time
You vote your way, I'll vote mine
Case there's a tie and
The money gets spent
Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President I am the Judge, I am the Judge
Everybody knows I am the Judge
I am the Judge, I am the Judge
Everybody knows that he is the Judge Now, everybody know I am the Judge
This court is now in session
His honor, Judge
Pigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye
The court of swing is
Just about ready to do that thing
I don't want no tears
I don't want no lies
Above all, I don't want no alibis This judge is hip and that ain't all
He'll give you time if you're big or small
Fall in line for this court is neat
Peace, brother Uh oh, here come the Judge
Here comes the Judge
Everybody knows
That he is the Judge Everybody near and far
I'm going to Paris to stop this war
All those kids gotta listen to me
Because I am the judge
And you can plainly see I want a big round table when I get there
I won't sit down to one that's square
I wanna lay down the law
To them that brought it
I'll bust some head
Because I am the judge He is the Judge
He is the Judge
Everybody knows
That he is the Judge Who's there (I is) I is who
I is your next door neighbor Order, order, order
Order in this courtroom
Order in this courtroom Judge, your honorship, hi, Sir
Did I hear you say order in the court
Yes, I said order
Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please He is the Judge
He is the Judge
Everybody knows
That he is the Judge I had a chat with Ho Chi Min
With cheap rice wine and chased with gin
Won't take long unless I miss my guess
I'll have you out of this doggone mess I sent a cable to Bob and Mac
Let them know I'm coming back
Sit right down with Rock and Nick
Teach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks Oh, oh, judge, your Honor, Pigmeat, Sir
Don't you remember me
No, who are you, boy
Well, I'm the feller that introduced
You to your wife (to my wife)(Yeah) life, you son of a gun, you Come November, election time
You vote your way, I'll vote mine
Case there's a tie and
The money gets spent
Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President I am the Judge, I am the Judge
Everybody knows I am the Judge
I am the Judge, I am the Judge
Everybody knows that he is the Judge Now, everybody know I am the Judge
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.14] Hear ye, hear ye
[00:05.06] This court is now in session
[00:06.91] His honor, Judge
[00:07.86] Pigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye
[00:15.98] The court of swing is
[00:16.86] Just about ready to do that thing
[00:18.65] I don't want no tears
[00:20.43] I don't want no lies
[00:22.34] Above all, I don't want no alibis This judge is hip and that ain't all
[00:26.80] He'll give you time if you're big or small
[00:29.58] Fall in line for this court is neat
[00:31.34] Peace, brother Uh oh, here come the Judge
[00:35.00] Here comes the Judge
[00:36.73] Everybody knows
[00:37.78] That he is the Judge Everybody near and far
[00:45.81] I'm going to Paris to stop this war
[00:48.56] All those kids gotta listen to me
[00:50.35] Because I am the judge
[00:52.16] And you can plainly see I want a big round table when I get there
[00:55.82] I won't sit down to one that's square
[00:57.65] I wanna lay down the law
[00:58.93] To them that brought it
[01:00.72] I'll bust some head
[01:01.64] Because I am the judge He is the Judge
[01:04.30] He is the Judge
[01:05.20] Everybody knows
[01:06.11] That he is the Judge Who's there (I is) I is who
[01:11.62] I is your next door neighbor Order, order, order
[01:16.13] Order in this courtroom
[01:17.99] Order in this courtroom Judge, your honorship, hi, Sir
[01:20.68] Did I hear you say order in the court
[01:23.37] Yes, I said order
[01:25.25] Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please He is the Judge
[01:31.50] He is the Judge
[01:36.93] Everybody knows
[01:38.74] That he is the Judge I had a chat with Ho Chi Min
[01:42.46] With cheap rice wine and chased with gin
[01:43.39] Won't take long unless I miss my guess
[01:44.28] I'll have you out of this doggone mess I sent a cable to Bob and Mac
[01:54.10] Let them know I'm coming back
[01:56.99] Sit right down with Rock and Nick
[01:58.76] Teach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks Oh, oh, judge, your Honor, Pigmeat, Sir
[02:04.14] Don't you remember me
[02:05.09] No, who are you, boy
[02:06.89] Well, I'm the feller that introduced
[02:08.63] You to your wife (to my wife)(Yeah) life, you son of a gun, you Come November, election time
[02:19.50] You vote your way, I'll vote mine
[02:21.36] Case there's a tie and
[02:22.29] The money gets spent
[02:24.07] Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President I am the Judge, I am the Judge
[02:29.59] Everybody knows I am the Judge
[02:30.45] I am the Judge, I am the Judge
[02:34.00] Everybody knows that he is the Judge Now, everybody know I am the Judge
[02:37.51]
[00:05.06] This court is now in session
[00:06.91] His honor, Judge
[00:07.86] Pigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye
[00:15.98] The court of swing is
[00:16.86] Just about ready to do that thing
[00:18.65] I don't want no tears
[00:20.43] I don't want no lies
[00:22.34] Above all, I don't want no alibis This judge is hip and that ain't all
[00:26.80] He'll give you time if you're big or small
[00:29.58] Fall in line for this court is neat
[00:31.34] Peace, brother Uh oh, here come the Judge
[00:35.00] Here comes the Judge
[00:36.73] Everybody knows
[00:37.78] That he is the Judge Everybody near and far
[00:45.81] I'm going to Paris to stop this war
[00:48.56] All those kids gotta listen to me
[00:50.35] Because I am the judge
[00:52.16] And you can plainly see I want a big round table when I get there
[00:55.82] I won't sit down to one that's square
[00:57.65] I wanna lay down the law
[00:58.93] To them that brought it
[01:00.72] I'll bust some head
[01:01.64] Because I am the judge He is the Judge
[01:04.30] He is the Judge
[01:05.20] Everybody knows
[01:06.11] That he is the Judge Who's there (I is) I is who
[01:11.62] I is your next door neighbor Order, order, order
[01:16.13] Order in this courtroom
[01:17.99] Order in this courtroom Judge, your honorship, hi, Sir
[01:20.68] Did I hear you say order in the court
[01:23.37] Yes, I said order
[01:25.25] Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please He is the Judge
[01:31.50] He is the Judge
[01:36.93] Everybody knows
[01:38.74] That he is the Judge I had a chat with Ho Chi Min
[01:42.46] With cheap rice wine and chased with gin
[01:43.39] Won't take long unless I miss my guess
[01:44.28] I'll have you out of this doggone mess I sent a cable to Bob and Mac
[01:54.10] Let them know I'm coming back
[01:56.99] Sit right down with Rock and Nick
[01:58.76] Teach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks Oh, oh, judge, your Honor, Pigmeat, Sir
[02:04.14] Don't you remember me
[02:05.09] No, who are you, boy
[02:06.89] Well, I'm the feller that introduced
[02:08.63] You to your wife (to my wife)(Yeah) life, you son of a gun, you Come November, election time
[02:19.50] You vote your way, I'll vote mine
[02:21.36] Case there's a tie and
[02:22.29] The money gets spent
[02:24.07] Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President I am the Judge, I am the Judge
[02:29.59] Everybody knows I am the Judge
[02:30.45] I am the Judge, I am the Judge
[02:34.00] Everybody knows that he is the Judge Now, everybody know I am the Judge
[02:37.51]