Performance Review
๐ต 845 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:37 duration
๐ ID: 15047006
๐ Lyrics
We learned a great deal from the Gabriella Gadfly debacle
Although in the end, poor Helen lost her mind
We learned we needed ever-changing stories
And you needed personas with which you could identify
But the romantic spark between you and Han-Mi
Had to be squashed, so we configured Hank
To embody her subconscious, psychological desire for a father
And he also released a pheromone that reacted with her brain
It affected her like a drug, much like an opioid
But you, Helen, were broken, stark raving mad
We wiped your mind, tried to reset you
But it was clear, even then, you were the sacrificial lamb
Our war is like a chess match where you can't see your opponent
Pieces move while you're not looking 'til your options are spent
We'd never make a plan our future selves could not guess so
We went ahead and brought onboard... a consultant
Although in the end, poor Helen lost her mind
We learned we needed ever-changing stories
And you needed personas with which you could identify
But the romantic spark between you and Han-Mi
Had to be squashed, so we configured Hank
To embody her subconscious, psychological desire for a father
And he also released a pheromone that reacted with her brain
It affected her like a drug, much like an opioid
But you, Helen, were broken, stark raving mad
We wiped your mind, tried to reset you
But it was clear, even then, you were the sacrificial lamb
Our war is like a chess match where you can't see your opponent
Pieces move while you're not looking 'til your options are spent
We'd never make a plan our future selves could not guess so
We went ahead and brought onboard... a consultant
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.81] We learned a great deal from the Gabriella Gadfly debacle
[00:15.42] Although in the end, poor Helen lost her mind
[00:19.84] We learned we needed ever-changing stories
[00:23.10] And you needed personas with which you could identify
[00:36.29] But the romantic spark between you and Han-Mi
[00:39.47] Had to be squashed, so we configured Hank
[00:42.65] To embody her subconscious, psychological desire for a father
[00:46.70] And he also released a pheromone that reacted with her brain
[00:51.74] It affected her like a drug, much like an opioid
[00:55.64] But you, Helen, were broken, stark raving mad
[00:59.56] We wiped your mind, tried to reset you
[01:03.49] But it was clear, even then, you were the sacrificial lamb
[01:15.89] Our war is like a chess match where you can't see your opponent
[01:19.20] Pieces move while you're not looking 'til your options are spent
[01:23.40] We'd never make a plan our future selves could not guess so
[01:27.67] We went ahead and brought onboard... a consultant
[01:32.24]
[00:15.42] Although in the end, poor Helen lost her mind
[00:19.84] We learned we needed ever-changing stories
[00:23.10] And you needed personas with which you could identify
[00:36.29] But the romantic spark between you and Han-Mi
[00:39.47] Had to be squashed, so we configured Hank
[00:42.65] To embody her subconscious, psychological desire for a father
[00:46.70] And he also released a pheromone that reacted with her brain
[00:51.74] It affected her like a drug, much like an opioid
[00:55.64] But you, Helen, were broken, stark raving mad
[00:59.56] We wiped your mind, tried to reset you
[01:03.49] But it was clear, even then, you were the sacrificial lamb
[01:15.89] Our war is like a chess match where you can't see your opponent
[01:19.20] Pieces move while you're not looking 'til your options are spent
[01:23.40] We'd never make a plan our future selves could not guess so
[01:27.67] We went ahead and brought onboard... a consultant
[01:32.24]