I've Become a Cliché

[00:14.59] You know how it is! I'm... I'm... I'm...
[00:18.14] I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do.
[00:21.80] And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40...
[00:25.41] I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?
[00:29.09] No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this?
[00:33.51] This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer!
[00:38.13] It's... it's not even like drinking beer!
[00:39.90] I've become a cliché.
[00:46.23] I've become a cliché.
[00:52.65] I've become a cliché.
[00:58.00] I've become a cliché.
[01:10.72] Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows,
[01:16.12] But only to loosen up.
[01:18.85] I totally stopped doing drugs.
[01:21.52] Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different.
[01:25.26] It doesn't have to be my prescription.
[01:27.90] If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe.
[01:30.69] But, you know, I definitely don't do street drugs anymore.
[01:34.25] I mean, unless you've got some.
[01:36.98] I've become a cliché.
[01:44.29] I've become a cliché.
[01:48.75] I've become a cliché.
[01:55.04] I've become a cliché.
[02:08.64] Oh, you're not holding.
[02:11.34] That's cool.
[02:13.15] No big deal.
[02:14.08] You know, I never do it unless it's just around...
[02:16.74] Or someones offering it.
[02:19.51] Oh, I know a guy!
[02:22.27] Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away.
[02:24.02] I'll... I'll drive. I'll drive.
[02:26.72] You know, I got money too!
[02:28.54] Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here.
[02:31.26] Or... I'll be back in 20.
[02:33.07] I've become a cliché.
[02:39.49] I've become a cliché.
[02:45.78] I've become a cliché.
[02:52.02] I've become a cliché.
[02:59.32] Whaddya mean?
[03:04.78] This is not last call.
[03:05.68] This is first call.
[03:07.40] We'll... we'll... I know a place we can go.
[03:10.10] We'll go right... You threw up!
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