Cool Daddio

[00:02.77] hi it's great to be back with you
[00:03.62] i am feeling well
[00:05.42] mind if i just sing
[00:08.17] i'll start upon hearing the bell
[00:11.76] mummy's baking birthday bread
[00:12.64] and daddy's drink destroys his head
[00:14.46] and little distant cousin's asleep
[00:17.11] but i'm a cool daddio
[00:23.56] bubba's busy masturbating
[00:25.38] sissy's sewing sweaters
[00:26.26] so her fine fiance fits in the sheep
[00:28.95] but i'm a cool daddio
[00:36.13] you should see my fancy outfit
[00:38.84] you should see their eyes
[00:41.60] mummy's polishing pottery
[00:43.48] and daddy wins the lottery
[00:44.34] and grandma's little nephew's in bed
[00:47.09] but i'm a cool daddio
[00:54.23] bubba's boring barbara
[00:55.18] and sissy's in the shower
[00:56.91] shaving stubbles like her fiance said
[00:59.66] cool daddio, that's me
[01:06.05] i'm so debonair
[01:07.87] but i don't care to stick around
[01:11.42] so i'm gettin' outta here
[01:41.25] mummy begs for me to stay
[01:42.13] and daddy says to go away
[01:43.02] and little distant cousin woke up
[01:45.74] yet i'm a cool daddio
[01:53.00] everyone just settle down
[01:54.80] and listen to my song
[02:10.21] bubba's breaking bureau shelves
[02:11.13] and sissy is proud of herself
[02:12.03] because her fiance is choked up
[02:15.69] cool daddio, i'm just a...
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