Everything Happens To Me

[00:15.47] Black cats creep across my path
[00:21.43] Until I'm almost mad
[00:27.39] I must have 'roused the devil's wrath
[00:32.87] 'Cause all my luck is bad
[00:42.18] I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
[00:50.60] I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
[00:59.14] I guess I'll go thru life kust catchin colds and missin' trains
[01:08.59] Everything happens to me
[01:15.44] I never miss a thing
[01:18.24] I've had the measels and the mumps
[01:23.35] And every time I play an ace
[01:27.56] My partner always trumps
[01:31.82] Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
[01:39.62] Everything happens to me
[01:46.34] At first my heart tho't you could break this jinx for me
[01:54.62] That love would turn the trick to end despair
[02:02.53] But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[02:10.75] I've mortgaged all my castlesin the air
[02:19.24] I've telegraphed and phoned
[02:22.05] I send an 'Airmail Special' too
[02:27.20] Your answer was 'Goodbye'
[02:30.16] And there was even postage due
[02:34.74] I fell in love just once
[02:37.91] And then it had to be with you
[02:43.03] Everything happens to me
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