can i have my balls back, please? (demo)

At the bottom of the stairway
I turned round as I was ready to leave
And said: "Oh, can I have my balls back, please?"
Well they might not mean that much to you
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
So can I have my balls back, please?

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me?
Oh, no no

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man
Look at me, I'm down on my knees
Yeah

So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he
Would understand the state I was in
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
But you see the same thing's happened to me"
So now I'm home and I'm asking you just once more, please

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me?
Oh, no no

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man
Look at me, I'm down on my knees
Yeah

Oh, and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this
Bring 'em back

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, how am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me?
Oh, no no

So can I have my balls back, please?
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man
Look at me, I'm down on my knees
Yeah

And I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this

Come on
Bring 'em back
They're no use to you anymore
Oh, bring 'em back to me