Life Sucks and Then You Die
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๐ ID: 15158512
๐ Lyrics
When things are dark and gloomy
I don't let the dark get to me
But instead I hold my head up high
I don't wallow in self-pity
I just sing this little ditty
Life sucks, and then you die.
Hard knocks have bumped and thumped you
Your sweetheart's gone and dumped you
For some clown
Well don't break down and cry
Go get stinko
Go get blotto
And then just repeat this motto
Life sucks, and then you die.
Failures first, then unhappyness
And then, you're dead.
Expect the worst
And anything less
You're ahead!
Life hurts, and there's no ointment
Hope just means disappointment
Human kindness, ha!
Don't even try
Women are bitches
Men are pricks
Meanwhile that clock just tick, tick, ticks
Life sucks, and then goodbye.
So let's share a misery now,
come on people sing with me now,
Life sucks, and then you die.
It's all a cruck
This life ain't worth spit
Take my word
First you're in huck,
then you're in shit,
then in turd.
And don't count on the hereafter,
harps and wings, excuse my laughter,
hell may be, but heaven
It's a lie!
This life here is all we got, folks
And it is already shot folks
Life sucks, and bye-the-bye!
No blue skies
Just stormy weather
Come on guys now all together,
Life sucks, and then you die.
And then you die.
I don't let the dark get to me
But instead I hold my head up high
I don't wallow in self-pity
I just sing this little ditty
Life sucks, and then you die.
Hard knocks have bumped and thumped you
Your sweetheart's gone and dumped you
For some clown
Well don't break down and cry
Go get stinko
Go get blotto
And then just repeat this motto
Life sucks, and then you die.
Failures first, then unhappyness
And then, you're dead.
Expect the worst
And anything less
You're ahead!
Life hurts, and there's no ointment
Hope just means disappointment
Human kindness, ha!
Don't even try
Women are bitches
Men are pricks
Meanwhile that clock just tick, tick, ticks
Life sucks, and then goodbye.
So let's share a misery now,
come on people sing with me now,
Life sucks, and then you die.
It's all a cruck
This life ain't worth spit
Take my word
First you're in huck,
then you're in shit,
then in turd.
And don't count on the hereafter,
harps and wings, excuse my laughter,
hell may be, but heaven
It's a lie!
This life here is all we got, folks
And it is already shot folks
Life sucks, and bye-the-bye!
No blue skies
Just stormy weather
Come on guys now all together,
Life sucks, and then you die.
And then you die.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:40.67] When things are dark and gloomy
[00:44.23] I don't let the dark get to me
[00:47.00] But instead I hold my head up high
[00:54.27] I don't wallow in self-pity
[00:56.95] I just sing this little ditty
[01:00.52] Life sucks, and then you die.
[01:10.40] Hard knocks have bumped and thumped you
[01:14.05] Your sweetheart's gone and dumped you
[01:16.71] For some clown
[01:18.58] Well don't break down and cry
[01:24.01] Go get stinko
[01:24.96] Go get blotto
[01:26.78] And then just repeat this motto
[01:30.39] Life sucks, and then you die.
[01:36.67] Failures first, then unhappyness
[01:40.20] And then, you're dead.
[01:43.83] Expect the worst
[01:44.71] And anything less
[01:47.81] You're ahead!
[01:54.18] Life hurts, and there's no ointment
[01:56.80] Hope just means disappointment
[01:59.55] Human kindness, ha!
[02:01.35] Don't even try
[02:05.85] Women are bitches
[02:07.65] Men are pricks
[02:09.58] Meanwhile that clock just tick, tick, ticks
[02:12.13] Life sucks, and then goodbye.
[02:19.43] So let's share a misery now,
[02:22.14] come on people sing with me now,
[02:25.78] Life sucks, and then you die.
[02:32.43] It's all a cruck
[02:34.20] This life ain't worth spit
[02:36.02] Take my word
[02:39.63] First you're in huck,
[02:40.58] then you're in shit,
[02:43.27] then in turd.
[02:49.65] And don't count on the hereafter,
[02:53.29] harps and wings, excuse my laughter,
[02:55.93] hell may be, but heaven
[02:57.77] It's a lie!
[03:02.26] This life here is all we got, folks
[03:05.85] And it is already shot folks
[03:08.53] Life sucks, and bye-the-bye!
[03:15.75] No blue skies
[03:16.64] Just stormy weather
[03:19.30] Come on guys now all together,
[03:23.96] Life sucks, and then you die.
[03:29.37] And then you die.
[03:33.81]
[00:44.23] I don't let the dark get to me
[00:47.00] But instead I hold my head up high
[00:54.27] I don't wallow in self-pity
[00:56.95] I just sing this little ditty
[01:00.52] Life sucks, and then you die.
[01:10.40] Hard knocks have bumped and thumped you
[01:14.05] Your sweetheart's gone and dumped you
[01:16.71] For some clown
[01:18.58] Well don't break down and cry
[01:24.01] Go get stinko
[01:24.96] Go get blotto
[01:26.78] And then just repeat this motto
[01:30.39] Life sucks, and then you die.
[01:36.67] Failures first, then unhappyness
[01:40.20] And then, you're dead.
[01:43.83] Expect the worst
[01:44.71] And anything less
[01:47.81] You're ahead!
[01:54.18] Life hurts, and there's no ointment
[01:56.80] Hope just means disappointment
[01:59.55] Human kindness, ha!
[02:01.35] Don't even try
[02:05.85] Women are bitches
[02:07.65] Men are pricks
[02:09.58] Meanwhile that clock just tick, tick, ticks
[02:12.13] Life sucks, and then goodbye.
[02:19.43] So let's share a misery now,
[02:22.14] come on people sing with me now,
[02:25.78] Life sucks, and then you die.
[02:32.43] It's all a cruck
[02:34.20] This life ain't worth spit
[02:36.02] Take my word
[02:39.63] First you're in huck,
[02:40.58] then you're in shit,
[02:43.27] then in turd.
[02:49.65] And don't count on the hereafter,
[02:53.29] harps and wings, excuse my laughter,
[02:55.93] hell may be, but heaven
[02:57.77] It's a lie!
[03:02.26] This life here is all we got, folks
[03:05.85] And it is already shot folks
[03:08.53] Life sucks, and bye-the-bye!
[03:15.75] No blue skies
[03:16.64] Just stormy weather
[03:19.30] Come on guys now all together,
[03:23.96] Life sucks, and then you die.
[03:29.37] And then you die.
[03:33.81]