Friends Are Hard to Find

Well, I had to laugh, I saw the photograph
Of someone that I knew
It's just a friend of mine but so hard to find
I don't know what to do
I gotta call her on the telephone
Yes, I gotta call her, never at home

Don't know what to do if I do get through
I won't know what to say
Say a "How do you do? You've got an hour or two?"
I'm tryin' to make my money pay
I gotta call her on the telephone
Yes, I gotta call her, never at home

Never mind the trouble, no trouble at all
All I ask of you, woman, is to answer me when I call

Well, I had to laugh, I saw the photograph
Of someone that I knew
It's just a friend of mine, so hard to find
I don't know what to do
I gotta call her on the telephone
Yes, I gotta call her, never at home

Friend, hard to find a friend
Friend, hard to find a friend
Friend, hard to find a friend
Friend, hard to find a friend
Friend