BLOONS TOWER DEFENSE RAP CYPHER | TheManBeHisLa | ft. Kwite, Shwabadi, Connor Quest!, & More (BTD6)

Whoa! They say I'm the OG dude
Up out TD2, ain't gotta be no Bloon to know and see we boom
Yeah I'm the DM you can say I lead, I'm the captain
I got the cheap hands when the toy pop then we drag 'em
Okay, we line up and we getting straight to the point
Do they die? Yup! Now they "pop-pop" making noise
Hear the sirens! Guess they want the static, I'm annoyed
We get buyed up, I'mma make 'em shatter with joy, yeah!

Slow down, here comes the Glue Gunner
Took a furlough Bloon Busting and I'm back with a new number
What's the rush? I got just as many trophies as the rest of you
But wonder who's stressed?
Then guess who's holding the Relentless Glue
Glue on my stick and the toolie gon' hot it up
You better oo-ah-oo, oo-oo-ah, ah-oo, move it in quick
'Cuz I spot a Bloon in the room and dissolve it
Who's gonna miss when I pull my two revolvers
Uzi trigger, glued till it clicks

Primate with prime aim, I decide fate
When I focus on firing, unlocking an upgrade
Take the path where the shots rang
Pods are popping how we rocket like a guitar in hand
I never miss when I hit with a missile
Have an artillery bigger than triple the weapons you got
All of you chimps and gorillas
I feel like a Gigantopithecus, up at the top
Give you the shot when I laser a dart
And I'm hitting my target but not at the bar
Got no tambourine when I'm blasting heat
But I do got a drum in the palm

Cold blooded animal 'bout as cold as my diamonds
Wrist on deep freeze cuz being froze my assignment
Cold nej sou neck mwen bay lenmi frostbite
Absolute zero chance, you could chill with an iceman
MOAB? Cryo cannon, spray a MOAB with the cryo cannon
Permafrost, Permafrost, rest on my thumbs
Breath out Arctic winds, I'm a living frijidé my son

Say G'day to me the boomerang fella
To tell ya an Aussie obstacle's sticking the static, poppables hella
My stick methodical branching on bending possible planning
On popping audibles blocking the path ahead of him
A three path killer, intersect you to sections of spheres
Sure ya never seen a scene of latex shaking in fear
Sure to come around the misdirection don't miss from the rear
Don't get it twisted that's the reason I'm here, now, Buccaneer!

With this starboard, bow, get down
Travel oceans, I'm a nomad on my hook and now she hooked
Like I just caught me a M.O.A.B, know our money always up
Banana farms always running, got a problem? Then it's stuck
Know you rough ship sunk
You don't know how it feels being stuck in the rain
All the monkey homies slain and Bloons around the base
Ain't no "ha ha", It's pop-pop non-stop
He talk a lot then fake drop, young Pe$o blunt full of grape shot

Militants, mo' money monkey spazzing make his cash drop
Silly go from MOAB, fly to floating on the wrong ops
On top, bullets ricochet and spray his whole flock
Couldn't get away, I shoot like KD from a long shot
Beat a Bloon by a long shot, if they creep at night
In the camouflage in my sights, I got visions to make them all drop
Supplied what snipers shooters gang signatured big like Hancock
Declare war? You best not, 'Nana clips at his head top

I'm like Pop and Awe when I be popping off
In awe when I pop the Biggest One
Don't test the village, son, they all getting popped
The Bloon Buster blessed with Burny Stuff
Don't let the tool touch ya
Bro can barely build the basic base look like a cucumber
Heavy Shells and Rapid Reloads
I'm back in beast mode, way to get back the peace so
I pack a piece bro, I can't trust your new setups they trash
We stuck on top like we finished up an upgrade path

Looking for my main? I sit the saddle, the greatest Ascended Shadow
I'll grate 'em if they play with my lane defense made for the battle
Take 'em down, okay! Swiftest to business, fist full of ammo
Get ceramics twisted at my wrist, I'm this different "animal"
Slip through the camo case, split when I land those hits
Tick Tick, B.A.D will slam those breaks
Intense with it, hand thrown straight
I'm ripping em "Prick-chick A-blam!" no space with the shenanigans
Dance with the mans taking apart their team
I'll leave em seeing stars for facing a dartless being

Yuh, green thumb and I'm the thorn in your side
King of the meta, my fans are forming an orderly line
I got the eye of the storm in my mind while warring outside
No moving forward when their caught in my vines
A violent avatar fondness for bursting bubbles, my Pop Lust
Think they bringing sumn' to the table but this ain't potluck
I'm Cody-coded but flow like Tony, I mop up
Y'all are getting rolled by a MOAB brodie, you're not us

I spit with symmetry, sicker spellings than wizardry
Run with the team, I summon a Phoenix, you think of dissing me?
Up the beam, bet I hush 'em to sleep, he dreaming with triple Z's
Treat 'em just like a Bloon
You ain't popping, I get 'em rip to pieces
If you catch me next to your man, dead 'em that's necromancy
Drip from the hat to the pants, they see me flexing fancy
I sit em down when I blam, I'm saying: "F ya standings"
Do a magic trick if it lands, you'll be the next to vanish

I'm on my rapid fire flare and kick, touch the sky you zaining it
Join the mile high club, I treat that monkey like an aerialist
Bloons are here in pair with this dotted choppa clare 'em quick
Provide the care I parent, kid, they sticking out like terraces
Watch every move, my point of view a panorama
I'm a first class shooter, I take 'em out from man's cabana (hey!)
Average Joe think he Montana, he must be high on hannah, I'm Atlanta
I hawk 'em down with that tray up in my blama

Poly been known to flow that's why they placed him on a boat
Bro been known to body, M.O.A.B posses riding on its own
Claiming this is magic, no! My paragon a fleet of foes
This ain't EDH, you cannot step to the commander zone
They try stepping pop quizzes they taught lessons
Born Texan: shoot first then ask question
On my brethren we come first, ain't pop second
And my section cost more bread then all heaven

Look to the sky in a fire fight, y'all heard my cue
You won't survive in a flyby, get a bird's eye view
Propellers punishing plenty of pilot's plummeting
Everything in my airway is fair play for the pummeling
Rated R for razor rotors, I paint the walls with a red upholster
I raise the bar for the weight I shoulder
My pen is sharp, you ain't cutting closer
Helium is not as hot as the heatseekers I got
Feed me ammo for the siege, eat 'em up until they pop

You blooming airheads, all need to drink more fluids
Take a chair then 'cuz I got big things brewin'
Which of you 'ere? Ordered the explodey potent potion?
Oh no, I just tripped and threw it, think I blew it
I'm OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH, alchemistic
Go AH-AH-AH-AH, my acid kicks in
Rip into flammable dip shits
As if they're banana peels and I haven't had breakfast
Just yet, can you taste the slight hint
Of poison and grapes inside the new cocktail I'm shaking?
How ironic, this planet I'm saving by leaving plastic wasted

I'm the best in the game so them bums try to take me out
Take a MOAB in then spit ceramic kids south
Still here in the mud, give you trench foot that leads to gout
Heavy duty health insurance, needed to sort it out
I'm down like polo sock on momma couch, so don't count me out
I'm the director omni-shredder, don't like them? Cut them out
My funnel wide it makes them wonder why I get around
Yeah, I set the plays up for my boys 'fore the horn sounds

They stay calling, I increase the sprockets
Oversized, yeah we get to popping
I switch targets them Bloons get dropping
Over-clock my team get to mob like: Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Boost the whole club, we get it started. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Boost the whole club, we get it started

My fan club says I'm the monkey all of you remember
Oh, infinity mode's on? let me call in the Avengers
Get the robo gassed, solo act the rogue agent
Know I'm always needed like plasma donations
The legend doesn't let an obstacle stop him or block his vision
Ops within my optic opt to switch to optimal position
Liberating rhythm, gearing up for when the Drums pop
We thank you in advance for your sacrifice to the Sun God