Let's Skip Christmas

Merry fucking Christmas you ego driven dick, I hope for the worst this holiday weekend
Merry fucking Christmas you evil little bitch, wishing your stockings finally stuffed and
So unbelievable so unthinkable, another year has finally died
So Merry fucking Christmas to everyone, ho ho, spiked nog and depression

Merry fucking Christmas you narcissistic prick, no matter what you eat I hope you choke on it
Merry fucking Christmas you psychoanalyst, I'm feeling a breakthrough followed by a Freudian slip
So unbelievable so unbearable, another year has finally died
So Merry fucking Christmas to everyone, the fruity the nutty the ones just out for blood

Just out for blood
Just out for blood
Just out for blood
Just out for blood

Christmas time will start to fade away
Memories are torn from your own hand
Don't try to stretch this out
A passage of time that's best just forgotten

Christmas time will start to fade away
Memories are torn from your own hand
Don't try to stretch this out
A passage of time that's best just forgotten