I Don't Want Any Coal

Santa, when are you dropping by tonight
'Cause I'm dying to see
To see if I've been nice all year
'Cause I shoveled the town
And made all my rounds
To see if everyone has toys
I'll share all my beer
To spread some holiday cheer
And I'll save a few for the reindeer

I don't want any coal
I don't need any Christmas clothes
I'll lay out the cookies for you
And a tiny tin flask to go

Santa, we're going to the bar tonight
Because I've gotta know how
You hit every house so fast
Don't wanna be rude
But you're a big dude and
There's no way your fat ass is making it down my chimney

I don't want any coal
I don't need any Christmas clothes
I'll lay out the cookies for you
And a tiny tin flask to go
Believe me when I say
That I've been good all year
And if you leave me something bitchin' under the tree
I'll give you a handle of your favorite whiskey

I don't want any coal
I don't need any Christmas clothes
I'll lay out the cookies for you
And a Tiny Tim flask to go
Believe me when I say
That I've been good all year
And if you leave me something bitchin' under the tree
I'll give you a handle of your favorite whiskey

Na Na
Na Na
Na Na, Na Na