I Need a Wingman

[00:00.68] Hey, Joel
[00:01.74] What?
[00:02.34] I need a wingman
[00:03.19] Uh... when?
[00:04.29] Tonight, like, right now
[00:05.65] Oh, I, uh, got a business schedule of
[00:07.74] playing Mario Kart and eating guacamole, sorry
[00:09.61] Not anymore, you don't. Let's get out of here,
[00:12.13] you gotta help me see the world,
[00:13.26] and meet someone lovely. Let me put it this way
[00:15.95] I need a wingman for tonight
[00:19.25] Someone of build that brings up my height
[00:23.40] And if all my romances die
[00:26.56] Then we'll still have each other tonight
[00:30.10] Okay, but, what if I need a wingman of my own
[00:35.20] If I'm successful, he'll be alone
[00:39.17] But if I don't find somebody
[00:42.28] We'll still have each other after the party
[00:46.27] I need a wingman (So people see I have friends)
[00:51.22] I need a wingman (So I know how to blend in)
[00:55.42] I need a wingman (To set me up for a win)
[00:59.37] To help me through the night
[01:02.56] I need a wingman though I'm not a dude
[01:07.34] To make someone jealous, I'll be talking to you
[01:11.56] And if I succeed, and you don't
[01:14.61] You two can cry each other to sleep at home
[01:18.46] We all need wingmen, we've established that fact
[01:23.48] The party keeps raging if it travels with a pact
[01:27.36] So wherever we wanna go
[01:30.35] We could never end up alone
[01:34.43] I need a wingman (So I don't feel insecure)
[01:39.04] I need a wingman (To help me walk through that door)
[01:44.70] I need a wingman (Ain't that what friends are for?)
[01:47.48] To help me through the night
[01:50.44] I need a wingman (So I don't seem like a bore)
[01:55.49] I need a wingman (In case I pass out on the floor)
[01:59.13] I need a wingman (Oh, to help me weather the storm)
[02:03.38] To help me through the night
[02:06.61] And the best way to help my anxiety
[02:17.97] Is to know that my wingman needs me
[02:24.26] Mmm
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