Floyd the Barber

[00:20.44] Bell on door clangs, come on in
[00:24.41] Floyd observes my hairy chin
[00:27.87] Sit down, chair, don't be afraid
[00:31.03] Steamed hot towel on my face
[00:37.73] I was shaved
[00:41.24] I was shaved
[00:44.76] I was shaved
[00:47.78]
[00:55.98] Barney ties me to the chair
[00:59.20] I can't see, I'm really scared
[01:03.19] Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
[01:06.83] Pee-pee pressed against my lips
[01:12.73] I was shamed
[01:16.48] I was shamed
[01:20.29] I was shamed
[01:23.37]
[01:45.30] I sense others in the room
[01:48.70] Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
[01:52.27] They take turns and cut me up
[01:55.94] I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff
[02:02.06] I was shamed
[02:06.03] I was ashamed
[02:09.86] I was shamed
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