A Maccas Addict
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Oh my God I'm so hungry and craving McDonald's again "don't do it"
Because man that shit is so yummy
It's like cocaine for my tummy "don't do it"
Although last time ended in a lot of pain
And I swore never eat it again "that's right"
But for some dumb reason I'm craving it now
Must be the juicy cow
100% beef patty
No parts of the cows are wasted
Whole cows pushed through the grinder
Mixing more than just the meat inside her
Mincing fat piss shit skin and bones teeth horns and even their nose
Then spices and flavours mixed in like something from Ramsay's Kitchen
This was such a good order cos I'm loving this burger
So juicy and squishy like milk from a titty
I don't even need to chew it just a bite or two will do it
Then I swallow like a snake and flush it down with a sip of shake
This burger is taking me to heaven
Half a burger later and something has flipped the flavour
Of this heavenly treat and it's now repulsive to eat
The greasy patty tastes like faeces from a nappy
And the sugary bun tastes like a shot of hot "cum on!"
So I switch to the chips and they've been a good hit
Masking the taste of cow offal cysts and shit
Warm oil and sodium have put Maccas back on the podium
Taste buds buzzing again driving me insane
These fries are taking me to heaven
But as the fries are cooling the oil is transforming
Solidifying defying my nomy desires
It's tasting real shit now and I'm crashing real hard
Cos the once yummy warm oil is now cold hard lard
But as my breath starts to stink and vomit is on the brink
I am saved by the soft drink flushing it down like a sink
Sugar and cola flavours are my sacrilegious savours
Pumping endorphins in my brain like heroin in my veins
This cola is taking me to heaven
I begin to tweak as my sugar levels peak
But in an instant I flip from feeling hyper to weak
My head begins to ache and my hands start to shake
Regret is sinking in. What the fuck was I thinking?
That's it I'm done, my cravings have departed
Although there are chicken nuggets that I haven't even started
Surely they're okay they're just fried chicken in a batter
What could go wrong besides getting a little fatter?
So I put one in my mouth and begin to chew
What the fuck is this? Is it even food?
The coating feels like wax and the centre tastes like phlegm
Am I being pranked? This thing should be condemned
Repulsed by the food and disgusted with myself
I am at an all-time low and questioning in my mental health
So I start to leave this so-called restaurant before I cry
But a sign for 1 dollar soft serve ice cream catches my eye
One side of my brain wants me to stop the self harming
But the other half is thinking the ice cream is so inviting
As they're only one dollar I give in to the temptation
So here I go again risking sickness for my addiction
First lick and the texture is real thick and creamy
And the plain vanilla flavour is so sweet and dreamy
I'm nervous about the flavour flipping like the burger had
But halfway through and down to the cone this treat is still not bad
This ice cream is taking me to heaven
But a couple hours later, my bowels start rumbling
Running to the toilet, my sphincter is struggling
To keep tightly sealed and hold it all in
Until I get to the bowl and release my Maccas sin
Luckily I make it without a moment to spare
And what I shoot out would give gastro nightmares
A mix of different turds that have been hit with dynamite
A real life bog of eternal stench that would give children a fright
McDonald's is sending me to Jesus
About a month later I'm starving again
And craving some crappy junk food
And all I keep thinking about is getting some Maccas
Cos man that shit is so good "idiot"!
Because man that shit is so yummy
It's like cocaine for my tummy "don't do it"
Although last time ended in a lot of pain
And I swore never eat it again "that's right"
But for some dumb reason I'm craving it now
Must be the juicy cow
100% beef patty
No parts of the cows are wasted
Whole cows pushed through the grinder
Mixing more than just the meat inside her
Mincing fat piss shit skin and bones teeth horns and even their nose
Then spices and flavours mixed in like something from Ramsay's Kitchen
This was such a good order cos I'm loving this burger
So juicy and squishy like milk from a titty
I don't even need to chew it just a bite or two will do it
Then I swallow like a snake and flush it down with a sip of shake
This burger is taking me to heaven
Half a burger later and something has flipped the flavour
Of this heavenly treat and it's now repulsive to eat
The greasy patty tastes like faeces from a nappy
And the sugary bun tastes like a shot of hot "cum on!"
So I switch to the chips and they've been a good hit
Masking the taste of cow offal cysts and shit
Warm oil and sodium have put Maccas back on the podium
Taste buds buzzing again driving me insane
These fries are taking me to heaven
But as the fries are cooling the oil is transforming
Solidifying defying my nomy desires
It's tasting real shit now and I'm crashing real hard
Cos the once yummy warm oil is now cold hard lard
But as my breath starts to stink and vomit is on the brink
I am saved by the soft drink flushing it down like a sink
Sugar and cola flavours are my sacrilegious savours
Pumping endorphins in my brain like heroin in my veins
This cola is taking me to heaven
I begin to tweak as my sugar levels peak
But in an instant I flip from feeling hyper to weak
My head begins to ache and my hands start to shake
Regret is sinking in. What the fuck was I thinking?
That's it I'm done, my cravings have departed
Although there are chicken nuggets that I haven't even started
Surely they're okay they're just fried chicken in a batter
What could go wrong besides getting a little fatter?
So I put one in my mouth and begin to chew
What the fuck is this? Is it even food?
The coating feels like wax and the centre tastes like phlegm
Am I being pranked? This thing should be condemned
Repulsed by the food and disgusted with myself
I am at an all-time low and questioning in my mental health
So I start to leave this so-called restaurant before I cry
But a sign for 1 dollar soft serve ice cream catches my eye
One side of my brain wants me to stop the self harming
But the other half is thinking the ice cream is so inviting
As they're only one dollar I give in to the temptation
So here I go again risking sickness for my addiction
First lick and the texture is real thick and creamy
And the plain vanilla flavour is so sweet and dreamy
I'm nervous about the flavour flipping like the burger had
But halfway through and down to the cone this treat is still not bad
This ice cream is taking me to heaven
But a couple hours later, my bowels start rumbling
Running to the toilet, my sphincter is struggling
To keep tightly sealed and hold it all in
Until I get to the bowl and release my Maccas sin
Luckily I make it without a moment to spare
And what I shoot out would give gastro nightmares
A mix of different turds that have been hit with dynamite
A real life bog of eternal stench that would give children a fright
McDonald's is sending me to Jesus
About a month later I'm starving again
And craving some crappy junk food
And all I keep thinking about is getting some Maccas
Cos man that shit is so good "idiot"!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.56] Oh my God I'm so hungry and craving McDonald's again "don't do it"
[00:07.40] Because man that shit is so yummy
[00:10.19] It's like cocaine for my tummy "don't do it"
[00:12.95] Although last time ended in a lot of pain
[00:15.58] And I swore never eat it again "that's right"
[00:18.30] But for some dumb reason I'm craving it now
[00:21.15] Must be the juicy cow
[00:24.54] 100% beef patty
[00:26.24] No parts of the cows are wasted
[00:29.24] Whole cows pushed through the grinder
[00:31.14] Mixing more than just the meat inside her
[00:34.28] Mincing fat piss shit skin and bones teeth horns and even their nose
[00:39.64] Then spices and flavours mixed in like something from Ramsay's Kitchen
[00:44.91] This was such a good order cos I'm loving this burger
[00:47.57] So juicy and squishy like milk from a titty
[00:50.22] I don't even need to chew it just a bite or two will do it
[00:52.92] Then I swallow like a snake and flush it down with a sip of shake
[00:55.54] This burger is taking me to heaven
[01:01.26] Half a burger later and something has flipped the flavour
[01:03.67] Of this heavenly treat and it's now repulsive to eat
[01:06.49] The greasy patty tastes like faeces from a nappy
[01:09.08] And the sugary bun tastes like a shot of hot "cum on!"
[01:11.62] So I switch to the chips and they've been a good hit
[01:14.12] Masking the taste of cow offal cysts and shit
[01:16.88] Warm oil and sodium have put Maccas back on the podium
[01:19.68] Taste buds buzzing again driving me insane
[01:22.30] These fries are taking me to heaven
[01:27.40] But as the fries are cooling the oil is transforming
[01:30.36] Solidifying defying my nomy desires
[01:33.03] It's tasting real shit now and I'm crashing real hard
[01:35.46] Cos the once yummy warm oil is now cold hard lard
[01:38.12] But as my breath starts to stink and vomit is on the brink
[01:40.95] I am saved by the soft drink flushing it down like a sink
[01:43.85] Sugar and cola flavours are my sacrilegious savours
[01:46.28] Pumping endorphins in my brain like heroin in my veins
[01:48.97] This cola is taking me to heaven
[01:54.36] I begin to tweak as my sugar levels peak
[01:56.77] But in an instant I flip from feeling hyper to weak
[01:59.76] My head begins to ache and my hands start to shake
[02:02.42] Regret is sinking in. What the fuck was I thinking?
[02:04.91] That's it I'm done, my cravings have departed
[02:07.55] Although there are chicken nuggets that I haven't even started
[02:10.54] Surely they're okay they're just fried chicken in a batter
[02:13.28] What could go wrong besides getting a little fatter?
[02:15.65] So I put one in my mouth and begin to chew
[02:18.19] What the fuck is this? Is it even food?
[02:21.02] The coating feels like wax and the centre tastes like phlegm
[02:23.98] Am I being pranked? This thing should be condemned
[02:26.43] Repulsed by the food and disgusted with myself
[02:28.99] I am at an all-time low and questioning in my mental health
[02:31.55] So I start to leave this so-called restaurant before I cry
[02:34.23] But a sign for 1 dollar soft serve ice cream catches my eye
[02:37.27] One side of my brain wants me to stop the self harming
[02:39.67] But the other half is thinking the ice cream is so inviting
[02:42.35] As they're only one dollar I give in to the temptation
[02:45.16] So here I go again risking sickness for my addiction
[02:47.66] First lick and the texture is real thick and creamy
[02:50.25] And the plain vanilla flavour is so sweet and dreamy
[02:53.16] I'm nervous about the flavour flipping like the burger had
[02:55.72] But halfway through and down to the cone this treat is still not bad
[02:58.29] This ice cream is taking me to heaven
[03:03.63] But a couple hours later, my bowels start rumbling
[03:06.55] Running to the toilet, my sphincter is struggling
[03:09.04] To keep tightly sealed and hold it all in
[03:11.48] Until I get to the bowl and release my Maccas sin
[03:14.63] Luckily I make it without a moment to spare
[03:17.12] And what I shoot out would give gastro nightmares
[03:19.84] A mix of different turds that have been hit with dynamite
[03:22.40] A real life bog of eternal stench that would give children a fright
[03:24.98] McDonald's is sending me to Jesus
[03:30.27] About a month later I'm starving again
[03:32.92] And craving some crappy junk food
[03:35.93] And all I keep thinking about is getting some Maccas
[03:38.42] Cos man that shit is so good "idiot"!
[03:41.71]
[00:07.40] Because man that shit is so yummy
[00:10.19] It's like cocaine for my tummy "don't do it"
[00:12.95] Although last time ended in a lot of pain
[00:15.58] And I swore never eat it again "that's right"
[00:18.30] But for some dumb reason I'm craving it now
[00:21.15] Must be the juicy cow
[00:24.54] 100% beef patty
[00:26.24] No parts of the cows are wasted
[00:29.24] Whole cows pushed through the grinder
[00:31.14] Mixing more than just the meat inside her
[00:34.28] Mincing fat piss shit skin and bones teeth horns and even their nose
[00:39.64] Then spices and flavours mixed in like something from Ramsay's Kitchen
[00:44.91] This was such a good order cos I'm loving this burger
[00:47.57] So juicy and squishy like milk from a titty
[00:50.22] I don't even need to chew it just a bite or two will do it
[00:52.92] Then I swallow like a snake and flush it down with a sip of shake
[00:55.54] This burger is taking me to heaven
[01:01.26] Half a burger later and something has flipped the flavour
[01:03.67] Of this heavenly treat and it's now repulsive to eat
[01:06.49] The greasy patty tastes like faeces from a nappy
[01:09.08] And the sugary bun tastes like a shot of hot "cum on!"
[01:11.62] So I switch to the chips and they've been a good hit
[01:14.12] Masking the taste of cow offal cysts and shit
[01:16.88] Warm oil and sodium have put Maccas back on the podium
[01:19.68] Taste buds buzzing again driving me insane
[01:22.30] These fries are taking me to heaven
[01:27.40] But as the fries are cooling the oil is transforming
[01:30.36] Solidifying defying my nomy desires
[01:33.03] It's tasting real shit now and I'm crashing real hard
[01:35.46] Cos the once yummy warm oil is now cold hard lard
[01:38.12] But as my breath starts to stink and vomit is on the brink
[01:40.95] I am saved by the soft drink flushing it down like a sink
[01:43.85] Sugar and cola flavours are my sacrilegious savours
[01:46.28] Pumping endorphins in my brain like heroin in my veins
[01:48.97] This cola is taking me to heaven
[01:54.36] I begin to tweak as my sugar levels peak
[01:56.77] But in an instant I flip from feeling hyper to weak
[01:59.76] My head begins to ache and my hands start to shake
[02:02.42] Regret is sinking in. What the fuck was I thinking?
[02:04.91] That's it I'm done, my cravings have departed
[02:07.55] Although there are chicken nuggets that I haven't even started
[02:10.54] Surely they're okay they're just fried chicken in a batter
[02:13.28] What could go wrong besides getting a little fatter?
[02:15.65] So I put one in my mouth and begin to chew
[02:18.19] What the fuck is this? Is it even food?
[02:21.02] The coating feels like wax and the centre tastes like phlegm
[02:23.98] Am I being pranked? This thing should be condemned
[02:26.43] Repulsed by the food and disgusted with myself
[02:28.99] I am at an all-time low and questioning in my mental health
[02:31.55] So I start to leave this so-called restaurant before I cry
[02:34.23] But a sign for 1 dollar soft serve ice cream catches my eye
[02:37.27] One side of my brain wants me to stop the self harming
[02:39.67] But the other half is thinking the ice cream is so inviting
[02:42.35] As they're only one dollar I give in to the temptation
[02:45.16] So here I go again risking sickness for my addiction
[02:47.66] First lick and the texture is real thick and creamy
[02:50.25] And the plain vanilla flavour is so sweet and dreamy
[02:53.16] I'm nervous about the flavour flipping like the burger had
[02:55.72] But halfway through and down to the cone this treat is still not bad
[02:58.29] This ice cream is taking me to heaven
[03:03.63] But a couple hours later, my bowels start rumbling
[03:06.55] Running to the toilet, my sphincter is struggling
[03:09.04] To keep tightly sealed and hold it all in
[03:11.48] Until I get to the bowl and release my Maccas sin
[03:14.63] Luckily I make it without a moment to spare
[03:17.12] And what I shoot out would give gastro nightmares
[03:19.84] A mix of different turds that have been hit with dynamite
[03:22.40] A real life bog of eternal stench that would give children a fright
[03:24.98] McDonald's is sending me to Jesus
[03:30.27] About a month later I'm starving again
[03:32.92] And craving some crappy junk food
[03:35.93] And all I keep thinking about is getting some Maccas
[03:38.42] Cos man that shit is so good "idiot"!
[03:41.71]