Fuck Off Santa

Laughing
Christmas my ass!!
Every fucking year,
I hear the reindeer's hooves,
landing on me tiles, and fucking up me roof
But this year will be different, I set up here a big trap,
as soon as shitface comes around, you're gonna hear him splat

Father Christmas is a queer, if he's not fucking men, it's reindeer,
all the children know your lies, your in disguise,
you eat mince pies, you bearded twat, your covered in flies
FUCK OFF SANTA!!!

GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER!!!

He was coming down the chimney, when I got him by surprise,
I saw the fucking wanker, and nabbing my mince pies,
so I kicked him in the balls,
and broke up all his toys and he turned to
me, gave a sigh, "that's for the girls and boys"

Father Christmas is a queer, if he's not fucking men, it's reindeer,
all the children know your lies, your in disguise,
you eat mince pies, you bearded twat, your covered in flies
FUCK OFF SANTA!!!

(Bob)What the fuck do you think your doing in my house,
you big, bearded bastard?! My kids think you're a twat!!
(Santa) But it's Christmas
(Bob) What did you say?!
(Santa) uhhhh nothing
(Bob) go off and fuck an antler then

Father Christmas is a queer, if he's not fucking men, it's Reindeer,
all the children know your lies, your in disguise,
you eat mince pies, you bearded twat, your covered in flies
FUCK OFF SANTA!!!

Father Christmas is a queer, if he's not fucking men, it's Reindeer,
all the children know your lies, your in disguise,
you eat mince pies, you bearded twat, your covered in flies
FUCK OFF SANTA!!!

ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!!
Father Christmas is a queer, if he's not fucking men, it's Reindeer,
all the children know your lies, your in disguise,
you eat mince pies, you bearded twat, your covered in flies
FUCK OFF SANTA!!!

Father Christmas is a queer, if he's not fucking men, it's Reindeer,
all the children know your lies, your in disguise,
you eat mince pies, you bearded twat, your covered in flies
FUCK OFF SANTA!!!
(repeat until end)